Aug 312002
It’s been more than a month since our resident advisors answered your questions, hasn’t it?
| j0, Why has it been so long since there’s been a Surly Guy and Jesus update? -Hoooooah |
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It seems that someone has developed a bit of a drinking problem. – Surly Guy |
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Hey! You drink a whole hell of a lot more than I do! – Jesus |
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But I don’t get all weepy and refuse to work. “I don’t know what to say, boo-hoo, I’m JESUS, leave me alone.” Besides, at least I don’t get drunk off sacramental wine . Do you even realize what that represents ? It’s disgusting! – Surly Guy |
| Dear Jux, Can you help me with XXX in game YYY? -Gamer |
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While all of the members of Jux are gamers, they generally don’t have time to help you with game-related questions. If you’re really stuck and can’t think of anywhere else to turn, I would suggest trying GameFAQs . They have information on everything you could think of. – Jesus |
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Just spray the damn thing with water. Everything is solved by spraying it with water. – Surly Guy |
| Hey, What’s Surly Guy’s real name? -Travis |
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Constance. – Jesus |
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Fuck you beard boy. Surly Guy is my real name. I had it legally changed from Bob Builder II. If you name your children after yourself, you’re fucked up. – Surly Guy |
| Dear Surly Guy and Jesus, What did you do before you were hired at Jux? -Curious Party |
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I drove the peasants of third world countries into frenzies by making various things bleed. – Jesus |
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I was the CEO of an Internet start up. No one told me you couldn’t make money by doing nothing. Damnit. – Surly Guy |
