It’s been more than a month since our resident advisors answered your questions, hasn’t it?

j0, Why has it been so long since there’s been a Surly Guy and Jesus update? -Hoooooah
	It seems that someone has developed a bit of a drinking problem. - Surly Guy
	Hey! You drink a whole hell of a lot more than I do! - Jesus
	But I don’t get all weepy and refuse to work. “I don’t know what to say, boo-hoo, I’m JESUS, leave me alone.” Besides, at least I don’t get drunk off sacramental wine . Do you even realize what that represents ? It’s disgusting! - Surly Guy
Dear Jux, Can you help me with XXX in game YYY? -Gamer
	While all of the members of Jux are gamers, they generally don’t have time to help you with game-related questions. If you’re really stuck and can’t think of anywhere else to turn, I would suggest trying GameFAQs . They have information on everything you could think of. - Jesus
	Just spray the damn thing with water. Everything is solved by spraying it with water. - Surly Guy
Hey, What’s Surly Guy’s real name? -Travis
	Constance. - Jesus
	Fuck you beard boy. Surly Guy is my real name. I had it legally changed from Bob Builder II. If you name your children after yourself, you’re fucked up. - Surly Guy
Dear Surly Guy and Jesus, What did you do before you were hired at Jux? -Curious Party
	I drove the peasants of third world countries into frenzies by making various things bleed. - Jesus
	I was the CEO of an Internet start up. No one told me you couldn’t make money by doing nothing. Damnit. - Surly Guy