Aug 242002
 

Well, shit. I was doing all of my back to school preperation junk and suddenly I realized that, gee, I had completely forgotten about doing a feature. And with this, I went into panic mode, trying my best to get you your nightly entertainment. I’m happy to report that I think I’ve succeeded. Err, sorta. It’s obviously a rushed effort, but hopefully it will be funny enough to hold you over until tomorrow, when I plan to reveal the next Picasso feature, which has been long delayed at this point. I’m also well aware that we’ve been getting behind in commentaries lately. I broke tradition and did one myself, my friend Lauren [that's different from the Laurie that goes by Athena Falconess here, folks] said she would do some, and I’ll get the ole` 9 tails after Zen for the others. And remember: if you don’t know how sexual reproduction works, please don’t breed.

Aug 232002
 

Hi. I am a Kitty and I need your help. You see, I am stuck in a tree.  What can I do to help, you find yourself asking yourself? Simple. Just send $1,000,000 to the following address. “The 3rd big tree on the left of the road”. How will that help me? It is easy.  With $1,000,000 in small bills i will have plenty of cushoining to land on. Thank you for your time. Also, I have a feature up. Meow.
-note: any money leftover after the cushioning will become property of the Kitty

Aug 222002
 

To be entirely honest, I’m not sure if we’re doing a new feature tonight or not. I had the weird idea after last night to do the “Big list o’ Final Fantasy characters” and rank them, but that would probably piss quite a few people off. Especially Elliott, since Celes would only make #3. At any rate, I’m just not sure what the heck I’m doing tonight. Well, I have one idea…