Whoah, a new feature.
Whoah, it’s not written by me.
Whoah, it’s not written by someone I poked at to do it.
Whoah, the word whoah has lost all meaning.
Man, I’ve got a lot to talk about, but nothing any of you would understand. I’ll rant about something appropriate tomorrow. I’ve decided to archive the news on a weekly basis for a little while longer…just because Elliott whined. And because I wasn’t really sick of how I updated it before, just how I had to update it with all the sick gaps. Oh, me.
Featured Guest Writer(s): Athena Falconess, Kitty Vertigo
Athena Falconess and Kitty Vertigo tag team for an unexpected feature!
Yep, you’ve got a new feature again. Rejoice! I’ve also changed the way I’m going to do the news from now on. Only updates I feel to be relevant in some way to the current feature update are going to remain on the main page, instead of our previous one week system. Should make things look a little less cluttered. We’ll see how it works out.
Part Greek tragedy, part Elizabethan drama, part Anglo-Saxon epic!
Psst. We’re updated. Don’t tell anyone.
Please baby, don’t go!
Two bits of good news. First, you have a new feature up tonight. Not by me, but by one Elliott Hoffman. You might have heard of him. He’s been here before. I think. And for the final bit of good news, I appear to be on the mend. I should be close enough to normal health tomorrow (and free of my examlyworkly duties) to restore work on the site to normal. I was also going to bitch about my Geography test here, despite getting a perfect score, but I’ll save it.
Featured Guest Writer(s): Grammar Nazi
CR may be sick as hell and trapped in responsibility hell, but other people still love you!
Jesus Christ. Star Fox Adventures got here a day early. I’ve not even finished Kingdom Hearts yet. Too many games! *dies*
Hell has frozen over. I have called in sick to work. I’ve never, ever done that before. In other weird, unfortunate news, my car starting smoking the second I turned the ignition off at school. It did the same thing, but less so, when I got home. There’s no oil leak that I can see, it’s not running hot, the engine sounds and runs, but the damn thing is smoking. This only adds to the pain that has been my existance lately. Hopefully all that happened is that some leaves or something have gotten shoved against somewhere hot. Living in Georgia like I do, I’m quite used to finding tree detrius everywhere. You name it, you’ll find a pine needle in it. I’m going to see if I can pull some guest strings to get you a new feature soon. I was planning to do more than this , at the very least, but my illness has drop kicked my last will. I had to drag my ass out of bed to take two exams today, I’ve gotta drag my ass out of bed to do another exam and work tomorrow night (I’ll be damned if I’m missing two days), not to mention write a 400 word essay tonight. I don’t even really feel like sitting in my videogame chair. It’s been over 24 hours since I touched Kingdom Hearts due to this. I’m about halfway through the final area, and I’ll probably drug myself up enough to finish it later, but for now my videogaming is being reduced to playing my GameBoy Advance in bed. Luckily I have three new games for it. Kingdom Hearts is the second coming I thought it would be, by the way. Now that I’ve rambled on long enough, let me sum it up for you:
- Graeme is, in fact, legally dead.
- You’ll hopefully have some guest pieces up soon.
- Kingdom Hearts kicks ass.
- Oh, and today’s Penny Arcade kicks all sorts of ass. This Ghost thing is just stupid. Grow up people.
