Featured Guest Writer(s): Athena Falconess, Kitty Vertigo

Athena Falconess and Kitty Vertigo tag team for an unexpected feature!

AthenaFalconess (11:46:05 PM): brb
AthenaFalconess (11:52:09 PM): i’m back
Kitty Vertigo (11:52:13 PM): hi
AthenaFalconess (11:52:28 PM): with salmon
Kitty Vertigo (11:52:35 PM): eewww
AthenaFalconess (11:52:47 PM): it’s good
Kitty Vertigo (11:52:53 PM): fish is yucky
Kitty Vertigo (11:52:56 PM): except goldfish crackers
AthenaFalconess (11:53:05 PM): they don’t count
Kitty Vertigo (11:53:15 PM): yeah they do
AthenaFalconess (11:53:41 PM): no, they don’t
AthenaFalconess (11:54:06 PM): goldfish crackers don’t count as fish
Kitty Vertigo (11:54:15 PM): yeah they do
Kitty Vertigo (11:54:19 PM): they are a kind of fish
AthenaFalconess (11:54:24 PM): no, they don’t
AthenaFalconess (11:54:28 PM): they are not
AthenaFalconess (11:54:34 PM): they’re a type of cracker
Kitty Vertigo (11:54:44 PM): yeah they are… why are they called “goldfish” if they arent a fish?
Kitty Vertigo (11:54:52 PM): look at the root words
AthenaFalconess (11:55:03 PM): b/c they’re shaped like goldfish
Kitty Vertigo (11:55:03 PM): gold meaning it is a yellowish/orangish color, fish meaning its a fish
Kitty Vertigo (11:55:09 PM): exatly
Kitty Vertigo (11:55:12 PM): its fishy
AthenaFalconess (11:55:19 PM): no, it’s not
Kitty Vertigo (11:55:34 PM): you are being difficuly
AthenaFalconess (11:55:39 PM): it doesn’t have any of the properties of a fish other than looking like one
AthenaFalconess (11:55:52 PM): i’m always difficult
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:00 PM): looking like one is good enough
AthenaFalconess (11:56:07 PM): no, it’s not
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:08 PM): do i have any of the properties of a kitty?
AthenaFalconess (11:56:12 PM): no
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:14 PM): i dont even look like a kitty
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:17 PM): but i am a kitty
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:18 PM): so :-P
AthenaFalconess (11:56:24 PM): i’m not even getting into that argument
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:29 PM): thus a goldfish can be a fish
AthenaFalconess (11:56:37 PM): no, it’s not
Kitty Vertigo (11:56:44 PM): yes it is
AthenaFalconess (11:56:58 PM): b/c it doesn’t have the properties of a fish, nor does it have the will to be a fish
Kitty Vertigo (11:57:06 PM): ok.. i can accept the fact that you dont believe a goldfish is a fish
Kitty Vertigo (11:57:11 PM): but i still believe so
AthenaFalconess (11:57:19 PM): k, fair enough
Kitty Vertigo (11:57:32 PM): if it doesnt have a will to be a fish, why is it shaped like a fish???
Kitty Vertigo (11:57:33 PM): sorry
Kitty Vertigo (11:57:37 PM): had to say it
AthenaFalconess (11:58:04 PM): b/c the makers of the goldfish crackers shaped it that way
Kitty Vertigo (11:58:12 PM): lol… that arguement would make a funny feature
AthenaFalconess (11:58:19 PM): it was their will not the will of the goldfish cracker
AthenaFalconess (11:58:24 PM): lol, yeah, it would
Kitty Vertigo (11:58:40 PM): you should copy/paste it and send it to graeme.. it could be a “joint feature”
AthenaFalconess (11:58:50 PM): yeah
AthenaFalconess (11:59:00 PM): i’ll save it then and send it to him