Kenny chimes in with a surprisingly brilliant feature.
I thought this would be a good idea. I really did, until I got the responses. Now I am just plain scared. Anyways, what I did was draw up these 4 ink blots. I sent them to Zen, CR, and Athena. They were asked to respond with their thoughts on each of these images, but I limited them to 5 words each. Well, lets dive into the inner thought processes of these frightening people. Note: I have never done this before, and am making most of this up in an entertaining manner. THIS IS NOT REAL
Travis: Potato bug on a Stick
Graeme: Splattered Mega Man
Laurie: Sea creature of some sort
This is interesting… from Travis’s response it seems that there is something “bugging” him about his “stick”. I get a sense of sexual apprehension from this response, but I can’t tell too much from just a single image. Luckily, there are 4.
Graeme’s original response to this was “Mega Man splattered after falling a long distance”. Then I told him there was a 5 word limit. Either way his response is just plain morbid.
Laurie sees a sea creature. I can tell she has some kind of a hold back involving sea creatures, probably fish. To be more specific, Goldfish.
Travis: Picasso courts the weed wacker
Graeme: Picasso in hell
Laurie: Someone sitting on someones face
There is a mention of courting a weed wacker in Travis’s response. I wonder if this could somehow relate to what is “bugging him about his stick”.
Graeme again responds with an evil answer. Hell, what an evil place.
Laurie’s answer is just disturbing. Not because of what it contains, but because of what it DOESN’T contain. She was the only person who didn’t realize that this image was supposed to be picasso. Thats okay though, because intead of a dull repetitive answer, we get some fresh material to analyze. Her response tells me that she either hopes to get some, or give some soon.
Travis: Heart that was once impaled
Graeme: Punk dinosaur gangsta
Laurie: Parasite
These are the most interesting responses of the test folks.
Travis tells of his previous love problems. This could be a cause for his sexual discomfort.
Graeme finally expresses the inner him. He obviously desires to be a punk dinosaur gangsta. Just try and picture that.
Lauries response will be difficult to interpret, since it is but a single word. Im going to interperet in the way that she is a parasite. She uses people, sucks them dry, and leaves them when they have nothing left.
Travis: Sideshow Bob + Rain + Stick trauma
Graeme: Hastily removed swastika
Laurie: Upsidedown Tree
The truth all comes out. Travis had a crush on Sideshow Bob. Then one day, while it was raining, Bob caused some “stick trauma”. The end.
Graeme shows some inner conflict. It is pretty obvious that he outwardly supports Judiasm. The display of a swastika shows some hatred for the way he is, not necesarrily his religious beleifs, and a desire to express his conflict. However, the hasty removal also shows that he is afraid to open himself up. He believes he can fix his problems by himself.
Laurie’s tree is a representation of her family. Her “family tree” is turned upside down to represent some dissatisfaction with it.
In conclusion, Travis had some love problems, Graeme is fucked up, and Laurie is weird. But you already knew all that didn’t you?
