Oct 212002
Most of these are responses to stuff I saw on my commute today.
- Jesus may love you, but his mom thinks I’m the best!
- I honk for prison sex.
- Dear lord man, put on some damn pants!
- Dukakis ’04
- I’d rather be driving my…oh wait, this is the Corvette!
- I enjoy running over honor students.
- Attention: In case of Rapture, there are extra hunting rifles in the trunk.
- Milk is healthy.
- Hey, you’re close enough to read this! Have you ever wondered what would happen if I slammed on my brakes…right now?
- So, which side of the road are you supposed to drive on in this country?
- Jadsfk Jsjajj Kiellia.s Jsadje.
- Why don’t we just all build snowmen?
- Pulling me over will result in the death of your family, and close friends.
- Whoah! A SPOON!
