Do you have what it takes?


Ah, the Jux Scouts. Who could have known that when the Boy Scouts were finally shut down, we would be asked to take their place? In a rush to deal with the new demand, I had to whip up a quicky entrance exam. It was going to be about 20 questions long, but I got bored and lazy :D. Actually, there will probably be a sequel to this quiz later…but until then, what level of the scouts will you be entering?

Never forget our motto: “Always be prepared to make someone else look stupid. But only if they are.”


1. Which of the following about firearms is true?

You insert a clip into a magazine

You insert a magazine into a clip

Smokeless poweder emits no muzzle flash

They kill little babies all the time

2. Which of the following products has inelastic demand?

Coca-Cola

Lexus SUVs

Education (tuition)

Milk

3. Which of the following is not one of Bowser’s children?

Lemmy

Wendy

Bowie

Ludwig

4. During the majority of the history of the Roman Empire, which of these areas was garrisoned with the most legions?

Palestine

Britain

Spain

Germany

5. Which of the following forces is the weakest?

Magnetism

Stupidity

Gravity

Mana

6. The first photographs were made on…

Film, dur

Cloth

Paper

Glass

7. Which of the following burns first when you’re building a fire?

The…uh…logs

Tinder

Kindling

Pagans

8. Which of the following ‘profane’ words doesn’t have a non-profane use?

Shit

Bitch

Ass

Bastard