Rebuttal from McDonald’s: Well, we invented the square fish sandwich, so, top that motherfuckers!
Mar 252003
Mar 252003
Feature tomorrow. And if you excuse me, I have some emails to get to…or sleep. Sleep is better.
Mar 242003
I really hate computers. They are just so frustrating. They are kinda like females. If you don’t tell them exactly what to do, they fuck everything up. I suppose this is why I’ve devoted my life to them. Computers that is, not females.
Mar 232003
War is hell.
Mar 212003
Also in the middle of all of this war coverage, a brown out killed Sheba’s uptime streak. 9 weeks and a handful of hours later, she is currently powered down, ‘resting’.
Mar 212003
Actually, I meant WSB, not WCHK. I thought WCHK was AM 750, but it’s AM 1290.
Mar 212003
Still watching. I found out WCHK here in Canton is airing the audio version of the CNN broadcast on the radio, so I’ve left my old portable walkman with AM/FM capability in the bathroom so that I never ever have to leave coverage, except for when I get so tired I pass out for a few minutes. I think it’s the first time I’ve ever listened to AM radio of my own free will.
Mar 212003
Make it quick.
Mar 202003
Too…much…CNN….brain…..hurts….can’t….stop….watching ..war…coverage…
Mar 202003
Let me also say that the time has come to stop being funny, temporarily. Quit reading random websites and turn on CNN, or Fox News, or whichever brand you prefer. I would suggest either CNN or BBC World. When the war ends, then, maybe, I can get back to writing the features that create snickers. Not that I’ve been doing much of that lately anyway. But, hey, I have an excuse!
…of sorts!