That prostitute was decapitated and posed in a lude position when I got here. Honest.

Waking up at 6:30AM
My cat was going nuts with uber-deep, uber loud maows trying to get our attention. He was also randomly attacking things and tossing something around. Upon closer examination…it was a mouse! Where he got the damn thing this time I don’t know, but it was so cute to watch him acting like a kitten over this dead thing. I eventually had to throw it out, and then I realied that I was now fully awake at 6:30 in the morning, causing a great deal of secret hatred as I cursed the day the sun was born. But not my cat. Because I love my cat. I just hate the sun. So smug, up there in the sky, thinking it’s better than all of us. Stupid ball of hydrogen. I’ll make it pay one day. One day…
GPA: 3.0

Playing Ragnarok Online
I’ve only played for a few hours so far today. Just enough to gain one level. What causes this game to be more addictive than, say, just randomly clicking my desktop for a few hours while thinking of creative ways to avoid an imaginary profanity filter? I have no idea. But until then, I’ll see you in Payon. Oh, and yo|ur mother is a whor3.
GPA: 2.5 (Waste of time…why can’t I stop?!!?)

Listening to the Radio
I did this one WHILE playing Ragnarok Online. It kept me entertained while I was sitting in my chair, watching my health meter slowly climb while I sat in a random location in the desert pretending I was having a blast. One of today’s games: “What’s the oldest vagina you’ve ever seen?”
GPA: 3.43

Reading Time
The opinion on the Wal-Mart Maxim ban was hilarious. It basically amounted to “who cares?” Quote: “Life is too short for soft-core porn.” There’s also about thirty pages on how to make modern Democrats, you know, successful. But it basically ends up telling you just how badly they’re going to fail come 2004, because if you can imagine an actual Democrat doing any of those party reforms, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. The only way they could win is if they ran FDR’s corpse. I’d vote for it over Lieberman, wouldn’t you?
GPA: 3.0

Cute Private School Girl At Work
I’ve helped her quite a few times now. She reads very interesting things…stuff I read. Tonight she wanted Mein Kampf. She was surprised when I knew what it was. I told her I was suprised that SHE knew what it was. Hey, I’ve already helped her get an A on a paper on Stephen King…
GPA: 3.87

Missing Live E3 Coverage
God damnit.
GPA: 1.3