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Belly Button Pros and Cons :

It has recently come to my attention that Belly Buttons are extraordinarily important. The belly button affects the person, including their self-confidence. I, myself, am an innie, of which I am very proud (Hence the confidence). I don’t like outies. So, to prove the superiority of the innie, I have created a Pros and Cons list. After perusing my list you will see I am justified.

font-family:”Clarendon Condensed”‘>More attractive
No protrusions
Fat doesn’t accumulate around them
Can wear a bikini
It doesn’t look like another appendage
Doesn’t look like a naval orange
Tends to attract lint
Some look like giant skin pits

font-family:”Clarendon Condensed”‘>Outies: 10.0pt;font-family:”Times New Roman”;color:windowtext’>(Bad or Good)


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