I have so many different faces.
The story begins at 2:30 am as I am walking home. There is a girl standing on the sidewalk. As I move to the left to walk around her she also moves to the left. I try going right but she blocks.
She says, “Do you know who you look like?”
“No”
“No, you know who you look like.”
“Who?”
“You look this much ,” she holds up her hands, “like Kurt Cobain.”
We talk for a few minutes before I cleverly say, “I’m leaving,” and then leave. As I continue walking home I bump into BTO. Blasting Trout Overbite is a band consisting of some friends of mine. This band also recorded a particular song entitled ” Kurt Cobain’s Weird Baby ” from which I steal this title.
I’m sure many of you have looked at our picture gallery. Have you ever noticed that the way I look is a constant flux(oxymoron)? I once was “The Cute One” and also made an appearance as John Lennon. I do not know how it happens. Perhaps I am a doppleganger. Maybe I’m a shapeshifter. It could all be illusion or in the imagination of my friends and random drunk people. I do not think we will ever know.
Visit BTO for more songs and an entire Album of Kenny songs.
Sweet dreams dopplegangers!
