She’s turning blue! No, wait, she’s a curb.
“Oh dear God in Heaven, Im going to be late! Mary Anne will kill me!” Robert screamed to the windshield as he whipped his car on the road leading to the movie theatre. It was his first date with Mary Anne, who was well known for being beautiful, smart, and brick-like. It would never do if Robert was late, and it certainly wouldnt be worth it after all the hassle he had gone through to borrow a friends Mitsubishi for the occasion. Someone at school had told him that Japanese sport coupes were totally awesome, so he obviously needed one for his date. His plain old Taurus just wasnt hip enough, no sir.
Robert flung himself into the parking lot quickly, and it was only after he got out of the car that he realized he had parked like an utter fucking moron. “Oh no!” He said, “Ive parked like an utter fucking moron! But if I dont find Mary Anne in less than two minutes, shell never like me. And if I dont get inside the theatre in fifteen seconds, this bomb strapped to my leg is going to explode!”
Gingerly accepting the reality of his stupidity, he ran inside to meet his date. She was fat.
Also, they were seeing Good Boy, and the floor was sticky.
And so, the mystery of another bad parking job is solved!
