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To find out what other people think we are saying, I am going to filter parts of classic Jux features through an arbitrary online translator, by translating it through a language and back into english. First is an excerpt from my first ever feature, translated trough French, cause I should be studying for my French oral exam right now. Here goes:
“The Martians exist. There are real beings which of phase over Mars; beings which evolved/moved of Mars. I do not say this to you to be frightened. I say this to you because it is integral with my history. For you see, I am one of these Martians. Although I have the genetics of Martian, I do not have this culture of Martian: their language, music, plays, values. It is because I was not high over Mars. Like an infant my parents of Martian gave up me on ground. I will never forgive them.”
Quite interesting. Next we have something from Zen’s very first feature also. Since it relates to technology, lets filter it through Japanese.
“As for me in me for breadcrumbs in enlargement glass? The searching way using Google, it is sat down here. You obtain that slowly. I how drying of the ババリア local cream of the aunt astringently Maybelle for toffee of the rice bran? S MP3s, the game, or uniform cooking method of news and Java which are commercialized is not searched. I have searched substantial what. Occasionally, I find that, but it comes with it goes exactly directly. As for Internet it was normal to be substance,; However? Because Net became the next large thing, there is a relationship to of the enlargement data juggernaut which reaches to everyone and in the weasel becomes steadily heart beat of information age. Many the television our daily lives in order difficult to be stopped with the rust, how it became, that pure existence at least finding who who does not have form, it is hard, you like.”
Finally we will submit a clip from one of CR’s features. Since this is the last, we will go crazy and filter it through German, Chinese, and Portuguese. Here are the results:
“This short film before in the period impressionism of the ore approximately 15 minutes. Possibly as if, the attempt half-hearted is, makes today in the systematic characteristic of the accepted material, because I accepted the density eternal straight line, but I hold its this am not it case. This is to rather the sight incorporates my soul, you does not have disband fàcilmente. You, this comprehensive energy, he is not some you, Pokemon sees the detonation pulse to be good.”
There you have it. To conclude, it is much more effecient to buy a child of foreign origin and train them to be a translator than to rely upon this internet technology.