A teenage girl became pregnant somehow. Her mother yelled at her and her father called her a slut, so she decided to have an abortion. Poor baby Jesus never had a third chance. Meow.
Apr 262004
Apr 252004
I’m sorry for Jux’s lack of…anything…lately. You can blame this class , as well as my German obligations, for that little problem.
Apr 232004
Shii Ann, right after what could be the biggest 0wning in Survivor history. I don’t like her all that much, but she certainly kicked ass last night…
If you don’t watch Survivor, you don’t know, or care, though. I’m only posting this because I really don’t have anything that’s more interesting to say today. Hurray for Fridays! ;)
Apr 222004
I have now posted a feature of my very own. It’s not as good as Kenny’s feature, but I thought you deserved a little extra treat today for being so patient during finals. Try not to gorge yourself. Remember: wisdom in moderation!
Apr 222004
Poets die younger than novelists, other writers.
My theory? I think poverty kills the poor bastards, not some tortured soul.
Apr 222004
The product sounds strangely like one I could expect a certain company owned by the Yellow Pants Consortium to come out with…
Apr 222004
I will have done a news post advertiseing my new feature by the time you will have read this. Go read my new feature here . There is a cute little kitten image I stole from the internet in it as a bonus, see if you can find it! Meow.
Apr 222004
Kenny’s new feature kicks a ton of ass!
…wait, why hasn’t he done a news post?
Apr 222004
No one is sure why he was wearing a Winger shirt.
Apr 222004
If only we had this technology