Well, there was just a car fire at the library where I work. Actually, it was about an hour ago. An old Cadillac’s engine bay caught fire. It was actually quite bad, since it started spreading to the plants we have out front. We lost four or five bushes, and one of our pear trees was damaged. Smoke was everywhere, the tires exploded, the cars next to it were damaged…it was a sight to behold. It also took awhile for the fire trucks to get here, so we’re lucky it didn’t hit the fuel line…the flames were that big.
Something’s coming over me…my baby…she has a WALRUS!
From SPACE!
Der ist ein neuen feature posten!
Also, I’m moving! Gar!
And I’m getting contacts and super-ultra-mega-glasses, that can do everything, including arithmetic on their own !
Man, I wish I was rich.
Feature took longer to write than I thought…so it’s coming tomorrow!
All this house/moving/book editing crap is affecting my performance at Jux, I know. We need more writers…*cough*
“The Master said, ‘If a man be without the virtues proper to humanity, what has he to do with the rites of propriety? If a man be without the virtues proper to humanity, what has he to do with music?’” – Confucian Analects
The Cat replies ‘RIAA.’
Feature posted!
Whoops. I totally forgot to post a feature today, so caught up was I in misc crap.
You see, it appears I’m moving for sure now, which has thrown lazy summer all out of whack.
Hoy.
Plus…it’s time. Graeme, a literary agent, looks for.
And your pants!
There’s a new feature up. It probably needed illustrations, but, well…I still really like it. Because I’m like that. I like stuff. Deal with it.