We forgot to go to Canada
G’day Juxers! That is Australian for “Get off of my Kangaroo!” I learned that when Travis, Graeme, and I travelled the world yesterday! I took some pictures of our world tour, and I figured you would be uninterested, but there is nothing you can do about it so I will show you anyways!
Scuba! This is us scuba diving across the Atlantic ocean to our first destination. Having never scuba dived before, I almost drowned. The first stop on our trip is England.
Shoot the redcoats! This is us visiting the Britishians and drinking tea. Britishians talk funny. Graeme enjoyed it because of the historical importance of Britain. I thought it was rather boring. So lets progress to our next destination which was a lot more fun, the Middle East!
ROCK! Apparently, Jux somehow has a
massive Middle Eastern following. They decided to throw a rock concert for us. They like to burn stuff at concerts. Travis and I decided to join some of the natives atop the stage framing, while Graeme just grooved to the music. Alas, the fun had to end and our tour progress. On to the Orient!
Cozy The Far East was really crowded. So crowded that they would only rent us one body to share among the 3 of us. It was fine with me, because I only had to eat one third of the food, and I’m not really that fond of chinese food. Now typically, one travels around the world equilaterally, but we decided that our world tour needed to traverse all extremes of the world.
Brrrrr Antartica was
COLD . It was rather like an amusement park though, once you got used to the freezing temperatures. Our buddies showed us some nice ice slides, some of which even had loop-de-doops. Penguins know how to have fun! After the freezing cold of the antartic, there is only one place to go!
Relaxing The lava spa in the center of the earth is the place to warm up. It was so warm and comfortable that it is the perfect place for a spa. Graeme and I were ready to head home, but we had trouble getting Travis to want to leave. In the end, we all made it back alive and well to our respective homes. I can’t speak for them, but I’ve had enough international travelling for awhile. Maybe next time we will tour the human body.
