AAC Format? You know I could have emailed my sidekick an mp3, but noooo. AAC’D!

…SOON I WILL RISE AGAIN LIKE A TCP/IP PHOENIX! YOU JUST WAIT! *pets his precious, his sidekick*

“You’re the only one who keeps this connection alive…you understand my pain; together, we will rule like KINGS!”
*bbzzzzttt* “ATTENTION!”
“Yes, vigilant will I be…vigilant will I be.”

I’m with you. The world will be a better place when girls start playing video games. Zing.

The thought of this Penny Arcade strip actually happening makes me so happy inside, I think my heart actually decided to beat with empathy again. It won’t last, but, dear lord, please let my children experience blowing into an NES to get the thing to stop flashing a grey screen.

Pretty please?

For a druid, I am one sneaky mother fucker!

More pictures of last night’s exploits will be posted as a feature later today.

Original creation inside!

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I was treated like a visiting diplomat by the people of Smyrna today. It’s weird being lead around the town by the assistant clerk for no good reason. You want to see the library’s archives? Good! Over here!

The Museum? It’s thataway!

And then he gave me a mug, a nice pen, and a shirt. Seriously. At the museum, I got to spend an hour with the ex-mayor.

Smyrna is now the nicest place on earth in my estimation.

I appear to be on a roll lately. For reasons unknown, I somehow managed to hit nothing but green lights on Chastain today on my way to school. I realize most of you aren’t from Georgia, and this may confuse you, so let me put it this way: I’ve been driving on that road almost every day for four years, and this is the first time that has ever happened. I almost entertained the notion that perhaps they had finally fixed the damn timers on the lights, but that went away quickly.

I also saw a car with European plates in the parking lot. What the hell?

It feels great to be posting via wireless again. I don’t know how Travis can deal with not having an internet-enabled computer at his house, when I can’t even stand to be without one at school. And the SideKick doesn’t count.

It’s seems Microsoft is going to be stopping updates soon through Windows Update except for those with legitimate keys. Except…hmm:

1) What about those lovely corporate keys I, and everyone else with access to google, can produce like water?

2) They’re still going to allow you to update, so long as you use auto update.

Pointless gesture? Hurray!

Still, Microsoft should be scared. Now that I’m off a G3, I’m loving MacOS more and more, Knoppix is awesome enough to get me interested in Linux again, and Open Office has come a long way.

A picture is worth a thousand words…

Ice cream is a delicious delicacy, not unlike a cookie.

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