You guys have failed to take into account buying, say, a DVD-burner for myself. I didn’t get anything free out of that.
Well, unless you count the fact that it burns CDs at 48x instead of the 24x it was advertised to have…
I dont think they’ll send the extra half gig… I think that next time his computer explodes/spaps/melts he will get an extra free upgrade. The more value he adds on his own, the more he recives when stuff explodes. Or perhaps since he is adding stuff to this side of the equation, more stuff will explode to balance it. We should keep a detailed record of any money he spends, what explodes, and what he gets out of it.
My puppy is so cute. She tries to stand on her back legs. So far she’s up to 15 seconds or so as her longest. I usually give her a gummi bear as a reward if she does it long enough.
Oh…and MY NEW LAPTOP IS HERE HAHAHAHA.
OH NOES!
Now they will have to send you an extra stick of 512mb to balance the anti-money! ;)
16 degrees out means that Graeme is wearing thermal underwear and long ass socks. 16 degrees is fucking cold, sirs.
Also, to make Travis feel better, I decided to pay to upgrade FitzSheba to 1 gig of RAM with my own money . Shocking, same sirs, shocking.
It appears that Johnny Carson has passed away. As I have for so many people since this website started, I would like to say goodbye in this public forum.
I always loved it when you juggled that Buick, Mr. Carson. Farewell.
*looks at the features page*
Man, this month has sucked.
Yeah, I’m pretty much certain that the lightning strike earlier on Graeme’s house created a rift in the fabric of Free Market Capitalism, right there in his room. Then, as he touched the highly charged, highly damaged electronic devices, the rift closed ’round him like a swaddling cloth, making him immune to such terrors as “money must come from me when seals club my stuff”.
The Graeme Effect only affects Graemes currently existing in the multiverse. Since he is off the radar, so to speak, once electronic equipment is damaged, not only is it repaired, but the anti-money generated from the rift creates a vaccuum that must be filled. The only way to cancel out this displacement is to give the Graeme a brand new computer system of sufficient value to satisfy the imbalance.
The Graeme Effect remains a fascinating phenomenon, and we will surely keep you updated as events progress.
(Congratulations, you lucky rift-hopper, you. :D)
Speaking of things that are no more…tomorrow, you shall get the story of MacSheba, who is no longer with us.
Shebintosh…you have big shoes to fill.
