Read this as if it is written in a british accent.
Any weird interconnected things in your life right now? Here’s a few of mine…
I met Kenny in 7th Grade, he got me into programming during 7th grade AIM class–the programming interest led me to meet Peter Rosconi–who got me the first real copy of VB3 Pro–which I used to make a project called “EZ-Rest” with Graeme in 8th Grade AIM class–which had the side purpose of hypnotizing Mrs. Horton into mindlessly strangling Branden Allen–who happened to be best friends with Caleb Sims–who introduced me to marijuana–which I later quit because of the horrible experiences that I had–which is what opened the door to meeting Sarah–who showed me what real love is all about, so I married her.
*takes a breath*
Going back somewhat to highschool, Through Graeme I got motivated into theatre–through which I met a great number of people, and even was in a few plays–one of which being Romeo and Juliet–where I met Ryann Frye–who eventually dated Graeme, and had a huge relationship disaster–which detonated another relationship disaster with Rebecca Traylor–who went on to date Jeremy Raines–who earlier had a huge relationship disaster with April Yamarino–who was Ryann Frye’s best friend–and who starred earlier with me, Ryann, Jeremy Raines, and Rebecca Traylor in the aforementioned play Romeo and Juliet–which is very much kind of ironic if you think about it.
*takes another breath*
So Ryann went on to date Craig Schwab–who later started a band called Mean Girls–which I just learned happens to be a favored band of my younger brother Ryan–who once dated Saradawn–whom I remember more clearly as the cute percocious little girl sister of Jeremy Raines.
*bigger breath*
Back to highschool again, I decide to check out my father’s place of work, which was a place called Consolidated Engineering Co (CEC)–where I put my programming knowledge–which I had developed after experiences earlier with Kenny and Peter–to work as a summer intern–which turned into a fulltime job as the sole programmer–which then became a dangerous thing to be as both the outsourcing and mechanical industry busts decided to happen at the same time–which meant that my entire department got laid off–including my boss at the time–who started his own company, Simple Harmony–and rehired me to do contract work for…you guessed it, CEC. The financial department at CEC was very tight with money, so I made very little money and had to find a job elsewhere–flash back to highschool where I briefly dated a girl named Marlena–who (unknown to me at the time) was friends with a girl named Vivian Rath–who is currently Graeme’s girlfriend–also known as Miss Mew–who also once dated a guy named Brian Douglas–who happened to play guitar at a coffeeshop in Woodstock–which happened to be operated by my church–which happened to be run by the youth pastor at the time–who happened to be my friend–who happened to also be named Travis–who happened to refer me to a new job–which happened to be at a medical warehouse 5 minutes away from CEC on the same road. For 3 months I worked there until a phone call came from an actuary in the financial department of CEC–she said her husband was the IT Manager of a company in Atlanta, and there was a job opening, and she remembered me from my work at CEC–so I called and eventually got this full-time salaried job at the place I am now typing this from–but I ended up leaving a job opening at Simple Harmony–which I had still been doing part-time work for–so I referred Peter Rosconi to my old boss, and he got that job.
As a side note: If he hadn’t have let me borrow VB3 Pro back in high school, that job never would have even existed in the first place.
There are probably many more connections but my head is spinning enough already.
Do you have any weird connections between events/people in your life? Post them here in this thread!
