This is an update.

UPDATE!!!!

This is an update. You are being updated.

You cannot resist the update, the update will not be televised. In the event of an update, the exits are clearly marked.

Didn’t you update? Can you spare an update? Listen, updates don’t come along every day, you have to work for it.

Updates will never fail you. Updates are your friend. Did you know that updates weight 13 metric arsetons (MAT)?

You have been updated, it is correct to say we’ve all been updated. You thought you could escape the update, you thought you were better than the update.

It was wrong to betray the update. Updates are not for sissy boys in pinstripe suits. It is 8:50; do you know where your updates are?

How many updates could an update date if an update could date updates?

Stay tuned for a breaking update. Updates are coming shortly. Updates will break your fall. Do you deny your update? It is not what you can do for your update, but what your update can do for you.

Did the update excite you?