It’s been awhile since you’ve had a Halloween story. Here’s one.
On to the feature!
I’ve been away on a sort of weekend mini-vacation, and that continues on through the day. Look for something here soon.
Everyone should be enjoying the break from my constant posting for the last few months anyway.
Humpty McAsshole sat on a wall.
Humpty McCuntRaper had a great fall.
Humpty McShithead wished he hadn’t taken your class.
Humpty McGodDamnPieceOfShitAssignment wants you dead.
I’ll keep this brief, but this really annoyed me. Who the fuck puts something up in a kitchen without washing it?
I’m glad I don’t have to get this annoyed all that much in my own apartment anymore.
Sweet, free 1 gig flash drive from Buy.com and Google Checkout to replace my old 64 megabyte one that had been chugging along since just after Jux was a baby.
Tonight I wrote 1500 words on my first major fiction project since 2005. But don’t tell anyone, internet. I don’t want to jinx it. Shhhh.
Not at all related, but still interesting:
Hot.
Yep, EPIX posting is delayed. My bad.
I’ve been both really happy and listless lately, for two very different reasons. Both have stopped my Jux posting streak briefly.
The full EPIX update will come tomorrow when I’m less tired. Laura and I are in third, but damnit, we won the morning third of the EPIX, and we’re only behind because I messed up four drives in a row. But, also damnit, I putt like a madman.
