I’ve got a really large life update post planned to detail everything going on lately that I’ve been too busy to write about, but for now, I think I need to say goodbye to some old friends. It’s hard to believe it’s been six years, guys.
Goodbye Galactica.
PS: I called her back in ’03. I still have dibs.
Dear People,
Thank you for ending yourselves in a bid for my good favor, removing you forever from my realm of annoyance so that you may walk the good path in life, never disturbing me again. If you insist on doing this using a vehicle, though, may I request that you cease to do so in blazes of glory? I realize that your relative intelligence level is low, so we can talk about this in terms you’ll understand.
Bad Idea: My truck hit other truck. Big boom. Littler trucks behind me. Lots of little trucks. Me sorry.
Good Idea: My truck hit tree down hill. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Thank you for your continued consideration.
