For some reason I can't seem to get a date. Now I'll admit that I'm not
drop-dead gorgeous, but I am attractive and there shouldn't be any reason
I can't connect with anyone. I mean I'm even bisexual. This means I'm getting
dumped by two sexes. Not good for a girl's self-esteem. Because of this
I have decided to advertise myself. The following are good, sound reasons
why anyone should date me. (Of course, not everything on the list will apply
to everyone. Just depends on your specific turn-ons.)
1. I don't require a lot of attention. (In fact, if you do start calling me everyday, I'm likely to start running from you like you're a swarm of bees bent on sucking out my life essence.)
2. I'm very flexible. (Grow up! I didn't mean it in a sexual way. I just meant that for the most part I can adapt to anything in any relationship.)
3. I'm very flexible. (Okay, this one is meant in a sexual way. hehe)
4. I'm very open-minded. (There are very few things on this planet I won't try at least once. Yes, this goes for in the bedroom as well although I refuse to dress-up like a French maid, squat on a table and throw jello at you. There are some places even I won't go.)
5. I'm very intelligent and can discuss a variety of topics. (This includes sports, but I'd rather avoid it if that's possible.)
6. I love video games! (This one applies more to guys since I don't know many female gamers. However, be warned, I'm very competitive and I will make you cry like the bitch ass you are.)
7. For the most part, I'm a loyal and honest person. (Crossed, if you argue that one I will kill you in your sleep.)
8. I'm a very forgiving person. (There are very few things you can do that will cause me to breakup with you on the spot. However, cheating on me is one of them.)
9. I love to be nude just about all the time. (I don't go around nude more often out of respect for other people, but if I'm in my room, I'm most likely nude. In other words, if you're ever about to enter my bedroom, I would suggest knocking first.)
10. I'm just an all-around nice person. (Hey, I'm a good person and I don't deserve to be lonely. That's all I'm going to say on that.)
1. I don't require a lot of attention. (In fact, if you do start calling me everyday, I'm likely to start running from you like you're a swarm of bees bent on sucking out my life essence.)
2. I'm very flexible. (Grow up! I didn't mean it in a sexual way. I just meant that for the most part I can adapt to anything in any relationship.)
3. I'm very flexible. (Okay, this one is meant in a sexual way. hehe)
4. I'm very open-minded. (There are very few things on this planet I won't try at least once. Yes, this goes for in the bedroom as well although I refuse to dress-up like a French maid, squat on a table and throw jello at you. There are some places even I won't go.)
5. I'm very intelligent and can discuss a variety of topics. (This includes sports, but I'd rather avoid it if that's possible.)
6. I love video games! (This one applies more to guys since I don't know many female gamers. However, be warned, I'm very competitive and I will make you cry like the bitch ass you are.)
7. For the most part, I'm a loyal and honest person. (Crossed, if you argue that one I will kill you in your sleep.)
8. I'm a very forgiving person. (There are very few things you can do that will cause me to breakup with you on the spot. However, cheating on me is one of them.)
9. I love to be nude just about all the time. (I don't go around nude more often out of respect for other people, but if I'm in my room, I'm most likely nude. In other words, if you're ever about to enter my bedroom, I would suggest knocking first.)
10. I'm just an all-around nice person. (Hey, I'm a good person and I don't deserve to be lonely. That's all I'm going to say on that.)