Kitty Vertigo

Kenny was one of the founding members of the Jux Entente but as of January 2006 has gone astray. We keep the home fires burning for him, and his contributions to this website during its early years are hard to quantify; he essentially wrote the Jux 2.0 backend by himself. With the Jux 3.0 framework his daily presence on the website is almost entirely gone.

May 092009
 

Yes, I am talking to you. Yes I did that. You weren’t expecting it and it cost you dearly. I came into your house and made it my own. Next time you’re sitting in the movie theater thinking you’ll play a quick little game of Mario Party DS before the flick starts and you notice Kenny attempting to join your game even though you’ve never heard of me, be prepared to have your ass handed to you. Thank you Nintendo for making it so easy to join games of people I’ve never seen before and don’t even own but happen to notice their DS searching for software to download.

Jul 102008
 

Smart phones for everyone! I didn’t want to be left out of the fun, so I ordered me self a FreeRunner. Now I just have to wait on UPS and plan an escape route in case they attempt assassination again.

Sure I could’ve gone with the BB curve, but it really doesn’t fit my tastes. I think the FreeRunner meshes with my personality well and it will fit in with my tech device family. Anyways, with our always on smartphone tethers, this may be a revolutionary step for the future of Jux!

Jump on!

Jun 212008
 

Skirt is staying with me while Graeme is out of town. Her and her mom are not getting along as well as I’d hoped. I think they’re getting used to each other though. I was actually able to leave them alone for a bit (more on that later) today without worrying about them killing each other. Lilly is just paranoid about invasion on her turf, and so she hisses. Previous visitor cats just ignored it so they got along well, but Skirt’s lineage is too proud. She takes offense at the hisses and reacts aggressively, causing a chain reaction of hissing, growling, and swatting (and Lilly snorting). I think as long as they stay out of eachothers way, they’ll get along.

I had a picture I was going to upload, but I can’t figure out how to add an image to this. I found where to upload an image, but I’m assuming the button to actually upload it is off the bottom of my screen due to the autocentering ajax popup bullshit that is too tall for my screen.

Anyways, as for the reason I had to leave the kittens alone today, my internet died. After calling Comcast support, halfway through basic troubleshooting that I had already tried they transfered me to Dell tech support for some reason, though I do not own a Dell and probably never will. Second try and they hang up halfway through basic troubleshooting. Third time was a charm though, where the revealed that my cable modem must be busted. So I left the kittens alone together and bought a new one. One final call to Comcast and I’m back in business.

Here is an oldschool image since I can’t figure out this crazy new wordpress tech.
Mother vs. Daughter

May 312008
 

RIP Starfire II. Perhaps I will replace you yet again someday. At least you have my number this time in case a kind soul finds you.

May 242008
 

The giant spider is back. I’ve killed him several times before, but I finally discovered his secret. He is a teleporter. When we first met, I captured it in an empty tennis ball canister where he lived for a few weeks despite my attempts to poison it. Hippies decided it should live and kidnapped it to set free in a dumpster. The spider returned a few weeks later whence I smashed it with my foot. This was all at least a year ago. The spider returned again tonight, waiting less than a foot from my deadlock, seeking his vengeance. So I swatted it to the ground and stomped him. This is when he pulled his trick. There was no body left on the ground, and upon thorough inspection of my shoe, no remains left there either. The only possible solutions are that he teleported away or I crushed him so completely he disintegrated. I think teleportation is the more likely answer. I’m sure he will return again to try and kill me. I must be prepared. If you know how to prevent teleportation contact me. He will not survive again.

Teleporting Spider