Unnamed Blob: Indeed it will Bob! Interest has reached a fever pitch not only over who will win the Starscream/Terra fight, but Terra will enlist to help her defeat the giant transforming machine. We do have some further good news folks, a temporary set of bleachers has been erected over the remains of Section E, so that the stadium will be filled to full capacity for today's festivities. We have you to thank for that one, don't we Bob?
Bob the Builder: What can I say, it's my day job. These might even remain standing, since those capitalist pigs running this show are keeping me away from my precious...
Unnamed Blob: It took three people to save your ass yesterday when Claire tried to shoot you in the head.
Bob the Builder: All I did was compliment her on the tone of her skin!
Unnamed Blob: A very specific portion of her skin!
Bob the Builder: Oh, shut up.
Match Seven, The End Of Everything: Starscream
vs. Terra Branford and Guest
VS 
VS
Round One
Unnamed Blob: Well, our main contestants have taken their positions at either end of the arena, but Terra's ally has not yet left the gate.
Bob the Builder: Are you sure it's not Celes?
Unnamed Blob: Very, very sure.
Round Two
Bob the Builder: I hate this fucking contest.
Unnamed Blob: Ladies and gentlemen, Terra's ally in this contest will be Claire Redfield!
Unnamed Blob: Well, our main contestants have taken their positions at either end of the arena, but Terra's ally has not yet left the gate.
Bob the Builder: Are you sure it's not Celes?
Unnamed Blob: Very, very sure.
Round Two
Bob the Builder: I hate this fucking contest.
Unnamed Blob: Ladies and gentlemen, Terra's ally in this contest will be Claire Redfield!
Round Three
Bob the Builder: Claire looks to have brought her entire arsenal with her this time, and Terra has morphed and is in the air!
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is more than capable of flight though, so she won't enjoy the monopoly on the skies she has had in her past matches. He's following her in robot form now.
Bob the Builder: It appears that Claire is going to try to fire on him from the ground while Terra occupies him in the air. This is a much more interesting approach to the Starscream fight than the one Hermione attempted.
Unnamed Blob: Well, she's firing on him with two handguns at the moment, but the caliber of those rounds don't seem to phase him at all.
Round Four
Bob the Builder: Holy shit, Claire is on the run now! Starscream is firing at the ground with his blasters while trying to catch Terra. Little miss Redfield has dropped her handguns as useless, at least.
Unnamed Blob: Yes, but Starscream must be careful. He let his guard down a little too much and took a quick Bolt 3 to the chest from Terra. It doesn't seem to have done much more than cosmetic damage.
Round Five
Unnamed Blob: Terra is diving for the ground!
Bob the Builder: Starscream is following quickly...she pulled up! Starscream saw that coming though...but...
Unnamed Blob: Sweet shopping carts of Buddha! Claire has grabbed Starscream's shoulder and swung up onto his back! She's holding on tightly as they go back up into the air.
Bob the Builder: That's her magnum in her free hand, Blob.
Round Six
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is flying as erratically as he can, trying to shake Claire loose from her perch. She can't aim very effectively obviously, but she has gotten off two shots. They don't seem to have done any great amount of damage, but this risky tactic has gotten Starscream's attention, at the very least!
Bob the Builder: Whoa! That shot was to his head! Starscream is reaching for Claire to pull her off...Terra just took advantage to cast Flare directly into one of his eyes!
Unnamed Blob: I bet you can feel for him there, eh Bob?
Bob the Builder: It wasn't Flare!
Round Seven
Unnamed Blob: Oh, Claire is hurt, and hurt badly! Starscream transformed into his Jet mode and she was forced to let go and fall or be crushed. Is she conscious?
Bob the Builder: I can't tell...he's swinging about for an attack run!
Unnamed Blob: Terra's impromptu Wall spell seems to have protected both her and Claire from his blaster shots that time, but it was a near thing.
Round Eight
Bob the Builder: Claire is attempting to regain her feet.
Unnamed Blob: Starscream's occupied dodging Terra's rapid-fire Pearl spells, he's going to have to come out of his jet form eventually.
Bob the Builder: He's attempting to fire his missiles at Terra!
Round Nine
Unnamed Blob: Terra is on the ground...she just was not quick enough to completely avoid that!
Bob the Builder: Claire is still in bad shape, Blob.
Unnamed Blob: Starscream looks like he's going to try to make another attempt at an attack run.
Bob the Builder: Terra is back up, and looks to be casting something!
Round Ten
Unnamed Blob: She hit Starscream with Break!
Bob the Builder: That never works!
Unnamed Blob: Regardless, it doesn't seem to have worked completely, but he is having a lot of trouble moving!
Round Eleven
Bob the Builder: Claire is on her feet, and she has the rocket launcher!
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is moving quicker, he should be back in the air in just a moment!
Bob the Builder: Terra is casting something...
Round Twelve
Bob the Builder: That was Ultima!
Unnamed Blob: Claire just fired two rockets into the center of the Ultima wave!
Round Thirteen
Bob the Builder: Ohhh ouchie. Starscream looks worse than he did after Galvatron shot him...
Unnamed Blob: I do believe we have a winner!
The Winner: Terra Branford, with Claire Redfield!
Bob the Builder: Claire looks to have brought her entire arsenal with her this time, and Terra has morphed and is in the air!
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is more than capable of flight though, so she won't enjoy the monopoly on the skies she has had in her past matches. He's following her in robot form now.
Bob the Builder: It appears that Claire is going to try to fire on him from the ground while Terra occupies him in the air. This is a much more interesting approach to the Starscream fight than the one Hermione attempted.
Unnamed Blob: Well, she's firing on him with two handguns at the moment, but the caliber of those rounds don't seem to phase him at all.
Round Four
Bob the Builder: Holy shit, Claire is on the run now! Starscream is firing at the ground with his blasters while trying to catch Terra. Little miss Redfield has dropped her handguns as useless, at least.
Unnamed Blob: Yes, but Starscream must be careful. He let his guard down a little too much and took a quick Bolt 3 to the chest from Terra. It doesn't seem to have done much more than cosmetic damage.
Round Five
Unnamed Blob: Terra is diving for the ground!
Bob the Builder: Starscream is following quickly...she pulled up! Starscream saw that coming though...but...
Unnamed Blob: Sweet shopping carts of Buddha! Claire has grabbed Starscream's shoulder and swung up onto his back! She's holding on tightly as they go back up into the air.
Bob the Builder: That's her magnum in her free hand, Blob.
Round Six
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is flying as erratically as he can, trying to shake Claire loose from her perch. She can't aim very effectively obviously, but she has gotten off two shots. They don't seem to have done any great amount of damage, but this risky tactic has gotten Starscream's attention, at the very least!
Bob the Builder: Whoa! That shot was to his head! Starscream is reaching for Claire to pull her off...Terra just took advantage to cast Flare directly into one of his eyes!
Unnamed Blob: I bet you can feel for him there, eh Bob?
Bob the Builder: It wasn't Flare!
Round Seven
Unnamed Blob: Oh, Claire is hurt, and hurt badly! Starscream transformed into his Jet mode and she was forced to let go and fall or be crushed. Is she conscious?
Bob the Builder: I can't tell...he's swinging about for an attack run!
Unnamed Blob: Terra's impromptu Wall spell seems to have protected both her and Claire from his blaster shots that time, but it was a near thing.
Round Eight
Bob the Builder: Claire is attempting to regain her feet.
Unnamed Blob: Starscream's occupied dodging Terra's rapid-fire Pearl spells, he's going to have to come out of his jet form eventually.
Bob the Builder: He's attempting to fire his missiles at Terra!
Round Nine
Unnamed Blob: Terra is on the ground...she just was not quick enough to completely avoid that!
Bob the Builder: Claire is still in bad shape, Blob.
Unnamed Blob: Starscream looks like he's going to try to make another attempt at an attack run.
Bob the Builder: Terra is back up, and looks to be casting something!
Round Ten
Unnamed Blob: She hit Starscream with Break!
Bob the Builder: That never works!
Unnamed Blob: Regardless, it doesn't seem to have worked completely, but he is having a lot of trouble moving!
Round Eleven
Bob the Builder: Claire is on her feet, and she has the rocket launcher!
Unnamed Blob: Starscream is moving quicker, he should be back in the air in just a moment!
Bob the Builder: Terra is casting something...
Round Twelve
Bob the Builder: That was Ultima!
Unnamed Blob: Claire just fired two rockets into the center of the Ultima wave!
Round Thirteen
Bob the Builder: Ohhh ouchie. Starscream looks worse than he did after Galvatron shot him...
Unnamed Blob: I do believe we have a winner!
The Winner: Terra Branford, with Claire Redfield!
Unnamed Blob: It's all over folks, Terra Branford
is the winner of the Jux Entente Contest of Champions! She will get to wear
the crown of the winner until our next contest, when she will have to defend
it!
Bob the Builder: We're having a second one of these?
Unnamed Blob: Eventually, I'm sure.
Bob the Builder: Just fucking wonderful. Hey, what does Claire get for helping Terra win the match?
Unnamed Blob: Free food at Wendy's, for life.
Bob the Builder: Hot damn!
Bob the Builder: We're having a second one of these?
Unnamed Blob: Eventually, I'm sure.
Bob the Builder: Just fucking wonderful. Hey, what does Claire get for helping Terra win the match?
Unnamed Blob: Free food at Wendy's, for life.
Bob the Builder: Hot damn!