Bring it on. See how you like a needle in your spine.

Every moment, agony.

This was fun.

Don't worry folks, he's lying.

Absolutely no peanuts around withered trees within.

Graeme still can't draw.

I promise at least one is true!

It's interesting, the things you get asked when your job description is to know everything...

Or maybe I just couldn't come up with a decent one for this feature...

Could it be that I don't want to save you anymore? (Just kidding, it's not a brooding feature!)

Depressing.

Why God created USB mice.

It wasn't worth the wait.

Rehash alert!

Because, the midget Travis was just too cute.

Because, I care.

The fourth in our new series of columns.

I'm calling the shots for once. I write my own subtext, even if I have to hack to do it.

Another group examination.

Yes, I'm talking to you. Bum.

This has little to do with the article, but I'd like to flip off Microsoft now.

Sheriff Hobart is fielding questions.

Zen still works here?

Everyone crowd over here! We've got poetry!

I'm actually nowhere near that bad...so far as you know.

Tonight, on a very special Blossom...

Enjoy.

...that's costume related.

Don't worry, it's just another Costumes feature.

Lazy bums.

Is it the first part in a Halloween Picasso series? Only if no one else does anything :D

Wear your grudges proudly my minions!

Meowing cruelty.

Do you have what it takes?

Most of these are responses to stuff I saw on my commute today.

Surrounds and drowns...Uh, I mean, FeAtuRE!

Graeme rates various fast food restaurants.

I swear the title has nothing to do with the feature, which is about peasants.

The contest is open, come on in.

Kenny chimes in with a surprisingly brilliant feature.

Witness the story behind Elliott's funeral!

Kitty's back with a new feature!

Ahoy, matey!

Well, not really, but it makes a nice title.

Thank you National Geographic Society.

Yes, that Candide.

When Elliott fails to do his duty, Graeme steps in. Naturally.

Consider this the final Picasso comic you never recieved in Picasso week.

Athena Falconess and Kitty Vertigo tag team for an unexpected feature!

Part Greek tragedy, part Elizabethan drama, part Anglo-Saxon epic!

Please baby, don't go!

CR may be sick as hell and trapped in responsibility hell, but other people still love you!

Be wary of things I write during economics.

This is how funny I am when I'm stressed. Not very impressive or long, is it?

I sleep now.

Don't worry, there will be an explanation later.

Yep, the old Picasso naming scheme is really, really dead.

This is what replaced our index page on the one year anniversary.

Mrs. Blanchard attacks!

Picasso week begins!

Someone set us up the Picasso!

Nintendo's new console will surprise and delight you all!

Ah, school, I love you so.

No I'm not. Go away.

Oh yeah, kitties can dance!

In which Picasso's plot is twisted, and nothing is as it seems!

Always good to open a month with a guest author, right?

It's been more than a month since our resident advisors answered your questions, hasn't it?

A tiny portion of some of my "real" writing.

...you're not naked.

Sometimes, being a history major/buff is very painful.

Start guessing who's in the last panel.

This is one of my better last minute desperation efforts at getting a feature up.

Another serious interlude.

Not enough corporate logos feature profanity.

Probably the first in a series. There are just so many!

I simply could not think of another title that wasn't too long.

Also known as the making of the last day's feature.

It's soooooo cute you have to see it.

Agenteus awaits.

Tree and bears and...uh...falling!

I think this is the best thing Zen has done so far.

Lazy or not, I really like this comic...

Another shameless rip off of Mark Burnett's idea.

I really, really hope no parents read this site.

How dare you call me lazy?

Eventually we'll write down our entire lives on these pages. Well, maybe not.

The point is to maim so that they have to use their resources to move the wounded.

Yet another public service announcement from the Jux Entente.

The continuing saga of blobs that drink and Zen's logistic skills.

One of the true coming of age stories.

Mario gets judged on his various roles.

New guest author; very strange opinion.

Come on, you knew we were going to drag this argument out of retirement.

Just a quick gab with an Italian plumber.

A brief history lesson, and a look at the future.

The continuing sacreligious saga of a young God and his dreams of conquest.

Yes, indeed.

How long will it take you to pass?

Work with Jesus, Super Mario Sunshine, felonies and more...

Lookie, I switched up the running gag a little. Just a little. Not much. I wouldn't do that. I'm too nice. Really. Far, far too nice. Yep.

I'm not sure if it's political commentary, but it sure is scathing.

As told by members of online forums.

I don't see how anyone who works in retail handles it.

Nope, he can't. Just look at the fork.

Hey, you can't prove that it's not true.

Once I kick this Warcraft III addiction I'll start doing features that require effort again.

Welcome to the Picasso cast list, filled with happy balloons!

Once again a soft drink manufacturer makes a terrible mistake.

Jesus and Surly Guy are back to answer yet more questions, from...people.

Can we worry about the fact that my titles for these Picasso strips just keep getting longer, and longer...

A feature for anyone who has ever stared at a package tracking page.

Can you believe how long it's been since we've done a Picasso feature?

100% spoiler free!

Surly Guy and Jesus are here to help you with all of life's problems.

Just in case you can't figure it out on your own.

Sometimes to help the ones you love, you have to hurt them very badly.

Our first feature with video!

Dare you enter, and discover the winner of our contest?

It's the semi-finals of the Contest of Champions!

Day two arrives, in all of its glory.

Another chapter in the life story of our most active guest author.

The first of a series of features covering our Contest of Champions!

Hoy. That's it. Hoy.

Zen decides to create a comic of his own, perhaps even stranger than Picasso.

Hey, at least the games I keep around aren't as scary as the CDs were.

New guest author, new guest feature, fun all around!

Yep, Picasso is back again.

Purple is a very powerful color indeed.

It's eerily silent...to the MAX!!

Crossed Reality talks about his Resident Evil fetish for a bit; he still manages to work Jesus into it.

Athena Falconess is back, attacking poor, defenseless television.

Picasso is back again, this time with the entire Jux crew in a battle to the death against the Cattle!

It's more than meets the eye! But, sadly, not a robot in disguise.

Another not-happy feature from CR.

And on this farm he had a CNN...

I don't think features can get much more offensive than this. Of course, it's also hilarious. Choices.

Sweet, sappy, I love it!

Delayed by computer problems, the account of the race arrives on the Jux Entente.

Picasso rides his faithful internet steed back into the picture.

ZenZagg comes clean with the story of his life. It's not all wine and roses, so beware the price of entry.

Athena Falconess returns, with an explanation of why she was gone.

The vacation break ends with a most unpleasant feature.

Anyone up for a game of Wall Twister?

All the geckos, squirrels, evil cattle and world conquest you can stomach! Plus the nuking of France.

Picasso returns with more of his unique antics.

Just a bit of non-fiction about the Entente's experiences long ago...

Kitty Vertigo comes clean on his Natalie Portman obsession.

Whoah, did he just admit that he doesn't know something?

ZenZagg explains his obsession with Techno Toys, and their ilk.

Things Crossed Reality said recently. I...don't know what else to say about it.

The most insulting feature we've put up here, ever.

Yet another amazing sequel, you can tell it's been a hard few days.

The breath-taking sequel arrives.

He's the one that can draw, you know.

Finally, one that doesn't suck!

Want to know what it's really like to leave cigarettes behind? Athena Falconess will fill you in.

Yes, she exists, and she's probably not who you would expect.

A poem from Kitty Vertigo, complete with a bit of hand drawn artwork.

Crossed Reality converts the members of the Jux Entente into fighters in the classic, spastic game.

What's this? Another attempt at a web comic? Check it out for cabbage-throwing action.

Do you want to know the kind of stuff that CR keeps in his music collection? Probably not.

A new guest author contributes a feature on how much she loves Kitty Vertigo, at the expense of Crossed Reality.

Crossed Reality gets serious for a moment to examine in close detail the issues that are confronting the freedom of expression in videogames today.

ZenZagg explores the growing propagation of garbage on the Internet in his first feature.

Kitty Vertigo's room cleaning chronicles. He's the only person on the planet that could make this subject interesting.

Athena Falconess returns, to explain why more people should be dating her at this very instant. It wouldn't surprise me if they were after reading the list.

It's true, I can't. If you need proof, just check out this comic I drew, which is a thinly [as in, not at all] veiled attempt to get someone to link to the site...

Our first serious article, written by a guest author. Well worth a read.

Once again, Kitty Vertigo describes the world in which we live as only he can. Ever wanted to know what's really in Dr Pepper?

Kitty Vertigo makes fun of your friendly web master's attempt at making fun of...something.

Kitty Vertigo tells it like it is in his life. Did I mention he wins the "most insane" award for this site?

It says it all. I go through and rate everything I carry about with me. Damn, it's funny. Seriously. Please read it?

In this highly pointless article, Crossed Reality goes on for a few pages on various web comics, and why he loves them.

Our greatest current achievement. Read about the stunning night where we convinced people to join in our Undead revolution. We made dying cool!