The Jux Entente

December 2003

A Picasso Christmas Special : December 24, 2003

A real Picasso strip is inside!

Picasso's Kitchen Madness Strategy Guide: Chapter 4 : December 22, 2003

Someone stole our source code :`(

Raptor Sues Paleontologists, Discovery Channel : December 20, 2003

His mother could not be reached for comment.

Juxtapositions: We've Moved : December 18, 2003

Sha-la-la

A Message From God: Concerning Christmas : December 17, 2003

Happy Holidays!

Condoms Don't Fit Eggs : December 12, 2003

So what do they do? Let's ask Picasso!

Diary Of A Christmas Tree: Entry 2 : December 11, 2003

You say you want perfection? Really?

On This Day In Jux Entente History : December 6, 2003

What were we doing on December 6, 1999?

What In The World Am I Saying? : December 3, 2003

Inside the world me it talks what?

Diary Of A Christmas Tree: Entry 1 : December 2, 2003

I'm spinning out of control.

November 2003

The Many Adventures Of The Butt-Ugly Chicken : November 22, 2003

A photo essay.

Unnamed Blob Goes Spiritual - Sort Of : November 16, 2003

Very popular this week, aren't we? For becoming Pink, thou shall burn in Hell!

The Showdown : November 13, 2003

No evidence to the contrary would be admissable in court.

It's A Real Good Time : November 12, 2003

Honestly, the Picasso strip inside disturbs me.

Thanksgiving: The World's Most Violent Holiday Must Stop! : November 10, 2003

Are we no more than heathen devil pagans?

Horton Here's A Whore : November 7, 2003

They're all going to laugh at you!

Practice Makes Perfect : November 4, 2003

Kids, this is why you <i>should</i> play with matches. Also, Picasso.

Where Babies Come From : November 3, 2003

Picasso Inside

Super-Secret Conversation : November 3, 2003

With frosting.

October 2003

Things To Do On Halloween : October 30, 2003

A list for those of you who forget.

More Parables : October 27, 2003

Not like you remember the first one...

Picasso Noir : October 25, 2003

The cheese, she is...SMELLY!

You Don't Want To Know Where Those Came From : October 23, 2003

Do you remember the time we ate that plum?

Censure Censor Sensor Sensers : October 21, 2003

My Two Cents

A Sunday In The Children's Department : October 19, 2003

Lemony Snickett baked cookies!

My Bullets Have Left Me : October 16, 2003

An epic poem on civil rights and liberties.

The Bad Parking Chronicles, Volume 1: The Date : October 13, 2003

She's turning blue! No, wait, she's a curb.

Juxtapositions: Bad Parking Manifesto : October 13, 2003

I hate you all!

Picasso 64! : October 11, 2003

Man, that would have made a great videogame back in '98.

Juxtapositions: But...Damnit : October 9, 2003

Sometimes, we have to bite the bullet and say we were wrong.

Ho's Are Good For Stackin` : October 8, 2003

Opportunities are needed to stay alive. Also, this is a Picasso feature.

Why Baseball Rules And Everything Else Sucks : October 6, 2003

You're a stranger, so, what do I care?

A Grave Warning To Us All : October 3, 2003

I'm so sorry...it's all my fault...

September 2003

Junis Fatullis Likes Janey Forlainy : September 26, 2003

The following story is true. The names have been changed to protect the giggling.

King Graeme And The Quest For His Holy 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix GT2 Part 1 : September 24, 2003

Poor Graeme, forced to ride a horse in the absence of his car. :(

Juxtapositions: Updating The Jux Roster (Again) : September 24, 2003

Unnamed Blob is "The Closest Resemblance To A Boneless Chicken Breast One". Seriously.

Graeme Grades The Car He's Stuck With : September 23, 2003

It sure beats a bicycle!

What Would You Do For A Kitty Vertigo? : September 22, 2003

It's all good, just turn me on.

Kurt Cobain's Weird Baby : September 21, 2003

I have so many different faces.

Other Possible Meanings For The Song 'The Noose' : September 18, 2003

I take showers to the beat of the war drums!

I'm All Alone. : September 16, 2003

There's a reason for that.

Future RIAA Legislation : September 15, 2003

Finally, a cartel worse than the IRS!

Arab Man Attempts To Ram Skyscraper Into 767* : September 11, 2003

Police baffled.

Life Threatening Lifestyles : September 10, 2003

A series of short plays.

How Stuff Works: Cell Phones : September 8, 2003

I'm smarter than you. Neener.

Sony Cures Cancer...Two Decades Ago : September 6, 2003

Update: Microsoft announces 'Anthrax XP' demo.

Only 3 Bottles Of Windex : September 4, 2003

You'll get it once you read it, I hope.

Take A Free Brochure! : September 3, 2003

No, don't just throw it in the trash! Dear God, please! My salary!

August 2003

Things To Do Before You Die (Freakin` Bitch Remix) : August 29, 2003

Where is your heart? Oh, shit...well, next time, don't leave it in the driveway!

A Brief History Of Frogs : August 25, 2003

This has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger and/or Cross.

The Jux Entente's Back To School Special : August 22, 2003

Not what you think!

An Interview : August 19, 2003

Wear your seaman's shoes.

The Burning Rants Of Graeme Kristofer Hefner : August 17, 2003

If we sleep together, will you give me that apple in the fridge? I'm kinda hungry...

Italian Travel Journal The Third : August 12, 2003

Ah, you crazy, crazy fools.

Italian Travel Journal: Part Due : August 1, 2003

For a second there, I thought it hadn't saved the line breaks.

July 2003

Some Photos From Italy : July 27, 2003

I've taken 600. This is nothing.

Graeme's Italian Travel Journal: Volume One : July 23, 2003

Copied as is, with no changes or walrii

The Downfall Of Man : July 21, 2003

Real

Done : July 21, 2003

I guess you could call it 'Done' if you really need a title.

Belly Button Pros And Cons : July 21, 2003

The best orfice on a human body

Juxtapositions: College Girls : July 20, 2003

I really do hate them!

I Just Don't Know Anymore : July 17, 2003

Sorry, I haven't been feeling very humourous lately...

Postcards Are Fun : July 10, 2003

I wonder where post addressed to "Italy" ends up...

Kitty Can't Draw : July 6, 2003

We have sunk to spoofing ourselves...

Midget Love : July 5, 2003

I have nothing against Midgets... in fact, they make pretty decent slaves.

Something To Do While Bored. : July 3, 2003

I don't actually do this in my spare time... really...

June 2003

Juxtapositions: Brunching Blogs In Italia : June 29, 2003

Goodbye *sniffle*

Product Review: The Pocket Kenny : June 18, 2003

This feature started out as something entirely different.

Am I Strong Enough To Be Your Polymorph? : June 17, 2003

Dear christ I hope not.

Bobby The Deity Neon Genesis Supra Chronicles Alpha XX: Prologue : June 15, 2003

Chapters 9-400 were boring anyway.

Youbee Is Mad : June 12, 2003

You would be too if your parent hadn't named you after a year.

Mad World : June 11, 2003

If you get the title to this feature, you're just as much of a geek as I am.

Juxtapositions: Down Time : June 10, 2003

Purify. You and I. PURIFY!

Top Ten Things To Smuggle Into Mexico : June 7, 2003

I can already hear people being offended. Oh well.

The Path Of The Cat : June 4, 2003

Thanks to Leo for some great art

May 2003

This Won't Happen Again : May 29, 2003

Saint Hobart in the hizzy, or something.

This Took Forever : May 28, 2003

It really, really did.

My Feet Are Peeling : May 27, 2003

An Emotional Tale

Congratulations Class Of 2003 : May 23, 2003

Sex, Maggots, and much, much more....

Fiction Snip #1 : May 23, 2003

So delicious you cant eat just one....hundred!

Graeme On The Donnas : May 21, 2003

He only wishes...hey, wait a second! I resent that joke!

A Harsh Dose Of Reality : May 19, 2003

Which just happens to have crossed the street.

Why Jesus Will Rape The Trees : May 17, 2003

Damn random self deleting files!

Graeme Grades Things That Happened Today : May 13, 2003

That prostitute was decapitated and posed in a lude position when I got here. Honest.

Mr. Anderson...This Is Picasso : May 11, 2003

Okay, so, I'm like, waiting for Reloaded now

It's Just Picasso...And The IRS! : May 7, 2003

I wish I had a reason for naming this feature that.

Surly Guy's Drunken Story Hour: The Date : May 5, 2003

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sorta kinda.

Juxtapositions: Novel Editing : May 3, 2003

A Man on a Hill part 2.

A Moment In Their Lives : May 2, 2003

How many more are there? Will we ever see them again?

A Regretful Decision : May 1, 2003

But it had to come to this.

April 2003

Please Sir, Can Picasso Have Some More? : April 28, 2003

Lovely leather surfaces.

Where's Picasso? Check The Cross : April 23, 2003

By which I mean the Cross & Rhodes bar and grill.

Top 5: Albums : April 21, 2003

My heart is broke, but I have some glue...

The Old Man And The Picasso : April 19, 2003

Picasso wants to feel the change consume him. That's why he turns into hamburgers

Bendys Breakfast Cereal : April 17, 2003

This started with a conversation about popples.

The First Annual Jux Entente Awards : April 14, 2003

This took a long damn time to make. Beware, it is quite long winded.

Better Than You: Part One : April 11, 2003

The first mp3 from the original cast recording of Chico the Musical

What? : April 10, 2003

I ate Jesus and now he's unhappy.

Chocolate Genocide : April 8, 2003

Kitty Vertigo, back in the Hizzouse!

Heya Hiya Hoya Hiya : April 1, 2003

Is this a feature, or an April Fool's joke? Only by clicking it will you know for sure...

March 2003

This Comic Is Rad : March 31, 2003

It really is!

And I Feel Fine : March 30, 2003

Bonus points for guessing why this story is named that.

A Brief Feature : March 21, 2003

Make it quick.

The Easier Test : March 19, 2003

You can't fail this one.

I Am Randomly Busy : March 14, 2003

Feh.

Those Cookies Are Not Healthy : March 11, 2003

Now now, when I feel down, I sing a depressing song, and make other people feel worse!

Great Moments In Jux Entente History: The Pepsi Gloves : March 10, 2003

There's going to be a few of these.

Juxtapositions: A Man On A Hill : March 3, 2003

My head hurts.

It's March! : March 1, 2003

Enter Picasso.

February 2003

There Is A New Picasso Feature Online : February 27, 2003

The cactus is right!

The Laps of Wrath : February 20, 2003

Hey baby, hey baby...hey.

Cereal VS Knees: A Consumer's Guide : February 19, 2003

Thanks to Travis and Elliott for the two random products.

Athena Rates The Holidays : February 18, 2003

He was Romano-British.

The Faces Of War : February 12, 2003

This one is from Statistics, too.

What I Think About In Statistics : February 10, 2003

More Picasso fun.

Silly Template, Froot Loops Are For Mental Patients : February 9, 2003

Put on your dance shoes and... *blinks*

Rump Sticky 2! : February 5, 2003

Contains the best bumper sticker of all time.

How Writers Fix Things : February 2, 2003

Alright, time to forget the recent tragedy in some funny! FUNNY!

January 2003

Zero: Segment 6b : January 31, 2003

Please forget the original segment 6 was ever posted.

Juxtapositions: Stupidity : January 31, 2003

I wrote this because of what happened while I was adding Zero 6b to the site!

Sweet Surrender, Said Picasso To The Orange : January 30, 2003

Before I put this up, both of the last two features said they were posted in 2002. And no one noticed.

Zero: Segment 6 : January 29, 2003

I'll bring back the funny stuff tomorrow.

Who Can't Draw, Now? : January 27, 2003

Based on a true story that never happened.

Athena Falconess's Accessory Guide : January 25, 2003

Shiny!

Kitty Vertigo's New And Improved Pocket Guide : January 25, 2003

Sequel!

Crossed Reality Rates His Accessories 2: The Reckoning : January 25, 2003

Sequel!

An Alliterated Adjourned Assassination Attempt : January 22, 2003

That's the best. title. EVER.

Graeme Reviews The Presidents: Part One : January 20, 2003

I'm sick of writing these. Aren't you sick of reading them?

Zero: Segment 5 : January 17, 2003

Again...and Again...AND AGAIN!

Zero: Segment 4 : January 10, 2003

More to come, more to come.

Zero: Segment 3 : January 7, 2003

Sometimes I wish I could switch into screenplay mode for dialog scenes.

Zero: Segment 2 : January 5, 2003

The second part of Zero, arriving sooner than even I expected.

Zero: Segment 1 : January 4, 2003

The first part of the new Jux serial story.