The Jux Entente

December 2004

The Diary: Day Seven : December 23, 2004

The thrilling conclusion.

The Diary: Day Six : December 17, 2004

You don't want to know where Santa keeps his guests.

The Diary: Day Five : December 15, 2004

More photographic tricksy and writsy.

The Diary: Day Four : December 13, 2004

Have you slept with a zwitter lately?

The Diary: Day Three : December 10, 2004

You can't get rid of me forever.

Jux World Tour : December 9, 2004

We forgot to go to Canada

I'd Rather It Burn : December 4, 2004

Smeagle's secret.

The Diary: Day Two : December 2, 2004

Sick? Fuck it.

November 2004

The Diary: Day One : November 29, 2004

Klar!

Movie Review: Alexander : November 24, 2004

Lock him up till we can find someone darker, boys!

Fancy Pocket Of Plundered Posies : November 18, 2004

This is a Picasso feature, ja?

The Great Yule Joke Disappointment : November 17, 2004

Yeah, it's that bad. Her spelling, I mean.

Rebirth Enterprises: EnhanciTools : November 14, 2004

You just can't keep a good corporation down.

Rock The Zen : November 11, 2004

Rocking the vote didn't work, so let's try this.

Comparing The Faiths : November 8, 2004

I think I did this because I hadn't offended anyone in awhile.

Fat Man: Choose It! : November 6, 2004

Choose your own massive adventure.

Juxoments In Juxime : November 5, 2004

Impromptu feature madness!

How DARE He?! : November 3, 2004

It's the circle.

Number One Of X : November 3, 2004

Happy "three days late" Halloween

Juxtapositions: War? : November 3, 2004

This is my promise to you.

Election 2004: Hurray Cananananda! : November 1, 2004

Hit me, clown, because you're a little girl.

October 2004

He's Got Blisters On His Fingers : October 24, 2004

That sounds like one hell of a federation.

Beaver Wrath : October 23, 2004

Don't Like the Beavers Get in Your Way.

Hell Yeah, He's The Super Yeast : October 22, 2004

Picasso and Halloween have unlimited ramifications.

Extra Gentle : October 20, 2004

Don't worry, mommy.

Listen Harder : October 20, 2004

Never. Press. 4.

Paranoid Attack : October 20, 2004

...doesn't mean they're not after you.

The Gospel Of Graeme : October 18, 2004

Follow these teachings, and find the salvation awaiting you.

Word Up, Pikmin Yo : October 16, 2004

No phone! Wheee!

Preparing For The Zombie Invasion : October 15, 2004

It's just a little delayed, it's still good!

Intimate Carvings Of Youthful Ninety Fourians. : October 10, 2004

A real Halloween feature.

OMG! Travis Baby Picture! : October 8, 2004

OMG!

The Cure For Everything. : October 7, 2004

This is as close to a political cartoon as I'll ever get.

The Horror! : October 5, 2004

Is it a Halloween feature?

Graeme Does A Ratings Feature : October 4, 2004

Again.

September 2004

Butter Corn : September 30, 2004

Schloooopy.

The CCC : September 24, 2004

This feature was spawned from the combination of two previous feature ideas.

Scripting History: SilverMail 1.0 And 1.1 : September 20, 2004

Obviously, you live until you die.

Silent Hill "Heroes" Compared : September 19, 2004

This took me four hours, believe it or not.

I'm Not A Teacher : September 16, 2004

Ants in my pants.

I Like Chin Ease : September 12, 2004

Legends of the hardcore flamer.

The Terrorlympics! : September 11, 2004

Yep, I'm going to hell. Hades. The pit. Inferno. New Jersey.

Mario Paint! : September 10, 2004

Super naked pinkness

A Very Picasso Birthday : September 9, 2004

Wir lieben du!

Scripting History: ServerCheck 1.21 And 1.3 : September 8, 2004

The first in my series celebrating my dead mIRC scripting past.

Ho-Down At Hobo Junction : September 6, 2004

Jimmy cracked corn, and I FUCKING CARED. (Picasso)

The Geek Breeding Project : September 4, 2004

Together, we can save the world.

As The Picasso Turns : September 1, 2004

In which I eat a grape, and no one cares about peanuts.

August 2004

This Is An Adult Situation : August 30, 2004

Ich sehe kein Picasso, aber das ist Picasso achtundachtzig.

The Boat Of Power : August 21, 2004

I'm going to make another one out of my SpinBrush and race them.

New Neighbors Are Bad For Patricians : August 18, 2004

In which Picasso takes sex ed.

Things That Go Bad : August 15, 2004

Exit this menu?

CR4: The Hypothesis : August 14, 2004

This is ambitious.

Petty Car VS. Golf Cart : August 13, 2004

A new video feature.

Some Kind Of Statement : August 11, 2004

Youth. Energy. Picasso.

Juxtapositions: Back To Broadband : August 10, 2004

Get back to where you once belonged!

I Just Wrote This Off The Top Of My Head : August 5, 2004

It sure seems like the beginning of something...although I'm not sure that it is.

Juxtapositions: Tales Of Graeme's Frustration : August 2, 2004

Quiet you: it is too a feature!

July 2004

The Pre-Game Report : July 17, 2004

A fair and balanced look.

Olde Schoole Abortione : July 11, 2004

Ie Likee E'se

Listen : July 8, 2004

Cozy up to the crackle of the commandline.

Answers From The 8th Grade : July 5, 2004

Joonlie issa foon Munth.

Questions From 8th Grade : July 2, 2004

Part One of Two

June 2004

This Guy Told A Joke With A Horrible Punchline : June 27, 2004

... and then his refridgerator ran away!

Aspects Of Low Carb Dieting: Alpha : June 24, 2004

Delete end, page down, scroll.

These Situations Are Broken Hindu Nations : June 21, 2004

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack from editing.

Origin Of Monotheism : June 18, 2004

Yeah its crap... take what you get.

Picasso Sleeps With His Mother's Sister's Enemy : June 14, 2004

His name is Gandhi.

Overlooked Superheroes : June 10, 2004

Super Pyscho Baptist insisted that he be removed from the list.

The Other Three Panels Sucked : June 7, 2004

PAIN!#$@!$#@

English 9.3 : June 6, 2004

As discovered in my mailbox.

Have A Dream Series: Jews : June 1, 2004

I like these!

May 2004

I Can Only Wish : May 28, 2004

Man, I wish I was rich.

Love Is In Picasso's Hair : May 25, 2004

And your pants!

Have A Dream Series: Doctors : May 22, 2004

A wonderful piece of children's literature.

Canadians Honor President Bush : May 20, 2004

It's true, eh?

Picasso Returns: Without Danny Devito! : May 18, 2004

I'm doing it 'cause I like it, mr doggie.

Six By Six : May 16, 2004

Another sample of my "real" writing.

Global Warming Is Real : May 14, 2004

and I can prove it.

Cu-bart : May 12, 2004

I need more time, damnit!

My Very First Network Pitch : May 4, 2004

No more tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Product Preview: New Pocket Friends : May 2, 2004

Two of them are cold, hard bitches.

April 2004

The Story Of Papa Higgins' Bacon : April 28, 2004

This is a Picasso feature, but not a comic!

Origins : April 27, 2004

In no way affilitated with GenCon.

Man Falls 18 Floors; Lives To Tell, Scream : April 22, 2004

No one is sure why he was wearing a Winger shirt.

Try Our New Product Today! : April 22, 2004

If only we had this technology

Juxtapositions: Archaic Mr. Dewey : April 20, 2004

This was originally a news post.

Inventors Have One Hand In The Junk Drawer : April 17, 2004

The other hand plays patty-cake.

Jux Awards 2004: Special Mentions And Dubious Honors : April 16, 2004

I'm always afraid that you'll drink hot sauce.

The Second Annual Jux Entente Awards : April 14, 2004

Please, come revel in our egotism!

Ways To Clean Your Dog : April 10, 2004

For dummies.

The Utter And Complete Passion : April 8, 2004

Jesus is back, but where is Surly Guy?

The Super Spy Mullet : April 7, 2004

Everything you wanted to know, and more!

Breaking News: Heaven Deregulated : April 5, 2004

Comparisons to Ma Bell unavoidable.

Good Jewish Girls Make Lettuce Lattices : April 2, 2004

Picasso then eats them.

March 2004

Juxtapositions: It's Time For Fund Raising : March 30, 2004

Because doing all this isn't free!

It Has Taken Over Me : March 30, 2004

It's a Poet's Life for Me

More Hidden Truths About Higgins : March 27, 2004

Featuring archaic eyewear.

Narcoleptic Water Buffalo Apocrypha : March 26, 2004

The shadow knows...Picasso.

Questions On Weight And Nutrition : March 24, 2004

I hate taking the required health class.

Juxtapositions: A Tee-Ball Update : March 22, 2004

You thought I wasn't serious? Shame.

SUVs Can Cure World Hunger : March 22, 2004

An environmental solution by Graeme.

Questionable Book Found In School Library : March 20, 2004

Parents appalled; family dog unsure how to respond.

Synthetic Rock Polymer: The Ultimate Band Experience : March 18, 2004

Picasso and Pinchy both wanted it this way.

My Special Vacation : March 15, 2004

Don't touch me there.

The World Beneath Your Feet : March 15, 2004

Oh dear! They've sent a hit man after Star-Nosed Mole!

Petition Of The Week: Liking Stuff : March 4, 2004

This petition is made of lye.

Phone Systems Are Friendly : March 2, 2004

And people are too.

February 2004

The Leap Day Feature : February 29, 2004

You only get one this bad every four years.

All A Misunderstanding : February 28, 2004

In which Picasso does not wet the bed.

Petition Of The Week: Ban Dangerous Music : February 26, 2004

What the hell is a fuitad, anyway?

Juxtapositions: Vote Potato 2004 : February 24, 2004

I now officially see no value in the Bush presidency.

Just In Case You Forgot : February 22, 2004

We're good at public service announcements.

Picasso Is Faceless In The Heat Of The Moment : February 21, 2004

And he just needs to re-align.

Petition Of The Week: Save The Publishing Industry : February 19, 2004

That's right, one a week, for reals.

That Song I Promised : February 16, 2004

And never intended to write.

Emma Sang The Songs Of Defeat And Degredation : February 15, 2004

Then Picasso ate her alive.

Petition Of The Week: The Sanctity Of Marriage : February 12, 2004

Only by working together can we accomplish our goal.

Channel 5 Alive Super Station Action News : February 10, 2004

We're more than just school closings!

Jux History, And A New Contest : February 10, 2004

I'm tired and things look all fuzzy.

It's Time To Take Her Home, Mr. Shimpley : February 6, 2004

Got milk? Unnamed Blob doesn't!

Juxtapositions: An Interesting Little Error : February 4, 2004

Names have not been changed, since no one is innocent.

The History Of Groundhog Day : February 2, 2004

GHD isn't recognized by google

On Basic Science : February 2, 2004

I'm mad.

Juxtapositions: Survivor : February 1, 2004

There will be no singing!

January 2004

Alternative Medicine : January 29, 2004

Made in Japan.

I've Totally Been There : January 28, 2004

Jenny, I got your number. 867-5309. Yeah, that's right.

Of Epic Proportions : January 26, 2004

Once, upon a time...

The Badlands : January 25, 2004

CrossedReality (4:45:23 AM): I'm a freak of nature.

Great Moments In Jux Entente History: Ode To Jayde : January 23, 2004

Yes, this is real.

Well, I Finally Did It : January 20, 2004

Don't become what I almost was.

Scandal Rocks Linguists And Mathematicians : January 17, 2004

A fair and balanced commentary.

Bobby The Sea Deity: DSV : January 15, 2004

I'm feeling the sea beneath me.

This Can't Be Good, Ed : January 13, 2004

An idea I had eating dinner.

An 'iPod' Battery Solution : January 11, 2004

Defeating our auto-capitalizer is hard.

Publishing Industry Reveals New Copy Protection : January 9, 2004

Sane people everywhere stunned.

Jux Entente Press : January 4, 2004

It's amazing!

Winners And Losers Of 2003 : January 3, 2004

Nothing is more fearsome than the Sea Antigone. Fear its Greekness!

Picasso 2004 : January 1, 2004

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