Jux Entente Features
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December 2005
Crossed Reality : December 23, 2005
Crossed Reality Compendium Part 1: Crossed Reality
I Met Myself Today (0.2981) : December 19, 2005
The reimagining continues.
Der Feuervogel : December 9, 2005
Can you spot the three homages?
Counting To Zero (0.3745) : December 3, 2005
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
November 2005
What Time Is It? : October 27, 2005
No slime included.
Do You Have A Mental Disorder? : November 1, 2005
I know I do.
Didn't You Know? : November 4, 2005
Ohhhhh, no you didn't!
October 2005
Halloweener. : October 31, 2005
Left-over comics from last year.
Kingdom Kome : October 28, 2005
Because he can't resist anything with himself in it.
Mini Halloween Snack : October 23, 2005
Just a little munchie.
Update : October 7, 2005
This is an update.
September 2005
What Is "Cool"? : September 23, 2005
The age old Question.
Hurricanyonero : September 21, 2005
Yeehaw!
Free Martin : September 19, 2005
Let's use the Dictionary, Children!
Bushzilla : September 10, 2005
The Terrarizing Hungar
Mistakes : September 5, 2005
Created this very day for my Fiction Writing class.
July 2005
Cushin' Pushin' : July 27, 2005
Picasso. Picasa. Brothers in arms.
Redefinition : July 26, 2005
Picasso could kick the shit out of Pikachu.
Moon Landing : July 20, 2005
Based on a real dream.
Phone Systems? Still Friendly. : July 16, 2005
Anti-gravity sex explosion!
Interview: On Writing : July 12, 2005
A moment with someone who looks just like me.
Connections : July 11, 2005
Read this as if it is written in a british accent.
Songs Of Mass Embarassment: Part One : July 10, 2005
A real Jux feature! No foolin'!
Never Hug Black Boo : July 8, 2005
It's a his party and he'll steal if he wants to.
June 2005
Infamy : June 14, 2005
An essay in pictures.
The Truth About Mango Salsa : June 9, 2005
A dark threat looms.
Kickball Highlights The First : June 6, 2005
Contains one (1) leg-humping.
May 2005
Lusty Lettuce : May 17, 2005
Things aren't as pretty on the inside.
CSI: Strippertown : May 14, 2005
The writing quality just keeps going downhill.
April 2005
When I Finally Get To Play WoW : April 13, 2005
You don't even want to know what happens when they sneeze.
The Barfight In Brill : April 12, 2005
A video feature!
Seven Minutes Too Late : April 11, 2005
A Picasso feature.
The Introduction : April 4, 2005
And the secret of life.
Progress Report : April 2, 2005
This sort of really happened recently to Kenny.
March 2005
Spontaneous Poetry : March 31, 2005
Build a house from writer's blocks.
A Line Has Been Crossed : March 30, 2005
Don't blame me, I just work here and get fitted for tuxes.
Great Moments In Science : March 24, 2005
Science!
Wow! Pepke! : March 21, 2005
That title was created by the piece of chicken I'm eating.
Tangle Free : March 20, 2005
Something's coming over me.
Juxtapositions: Crazy Like A Walrus : March 1, 2005
And nothing else matters.
February 2005
A Day In The Life : February 26, 2005
ZenZagg cannot resist this! (A photo essay)
Picasso Lives The American Dream In Haiti : February 18, 2005
The world doesn't need more fish oil.
Packed Man : February 11, 2005
The true story of an addict.
Fire Flowers Are Blue Items In Hell : February 8, 2005
Breathe with Picasso.
Title Wave : February 7, 2005
Everyone knows they don't have anything to do with tides.
The Schoolmarm Mysteries : February 4, 2005
Garbage men don't read novels!
Juxtapositions: Education Majors : February 2, 2005
And how I hate them.
January 2005
Weo, Geo, Peaough! : January 31, 2005
Part 2 in the "Series."
Jusic! : January 28, 2005
Original creation inside!
Your Very Own! : January 24, 2005
Ice cream is a delicious delicacy, not unlike a cookie.
Goodbye, Little One : January 20, 2005
*sniffle*
Deus Damnus Tractatus : January 18, 2005
This is what I had to do rather than write a feature.
Did You Know... : January 13, 2005
Your mother is a cow and I don't like you?
It's Funny Damnit : January 11, 2005
If you don't get this joke, you have no soul.
I'm A Druid! : January 8, 2005
That's special.
The Dolphin Is Out Of Horsepower : January 5, 2005
What happens when a feature goes bad?
Disturbing Events : January 2, 2005
For the new year.