I Love Kitty Vertigo
A new guest author contributes a feature on how much she loves Kitty Vertigo, at the expense of Crossed Reality.
When I first read Crossed Reality's comment on Kitty Vertigo's "The Truth" article, I went with it. The only exposure I had ever had to the features of Kitty were in the official Hat! wallpaper, and let's face it, that's not very complimentary to anyone. Plus, you know, CR is very cute, but in that "cute puppy you leave at the mall when you buy the cuter one" sort of way. Well, I was reading through CR's mail, snooping along, when I found this image.



Sure, it's not taken at a great resolution, but just look at him! Kitty Vertigo is hot! Look at the powerful face and that cute hair. Plus, how could you not love someone who keeps a twister board on their wall? The blonde hair gives Kitty a German warrior look that just cannot be denied! Obviously he's more attractive than CR at this point. CR may be of German descent as well, but he looks more like a starving peasant than this noble specimen. Long, dishelveled hair is out Graeme, you should learn this.

Now I was curious. I started to root deeper into Graeme's inbox subfolders, seeing if any more images, perhaps taken by a clearer camera, were stored within. Believe it or not, there were! I could only discover one more, but boy is it a doozy.



Much clearer than the first one I found. The garment says it all. I love freaks. I love anything weird. And there is my Kitty, in a ducktape trenchcoat. Have you ever seen anything remotely like it before? A DUCKTAPE TRENCHCOAT! And I can't be sure, but do you see that black sticker? I think it says "I'm a Freak, Touch Me." Would you touch him? I sure would. The ears give a nice bit of whimsy to the ensemble. So not only does Kitty have great naturally attractiveness, he knows how to dress uniquely. Yeah, it's nice when a guy dresses up for you, but it's even nicer when he goes out of his way to design an outfit that no one else in the world could duplicate. Or is that just me? I'm a freak as well, so I really connect.

Here is your summary. There are two single people at the Jux Entente, one of them is a somewhat attractive waif. The other is Kitty Vertigo. Which would you choose? If I wasn't attached, I know who I'd be calling.


Ravishing Ruiner