What a great movie. It was full of many modern themes. For example, the movie starts off on this planet, with a bunch of little cute aliens. They are all green. However, this one alien, Stitch, is blue. The mean green aliens are racist and call him blue niggah. So Stitch leaves to find a planet where there are other blue creatures. It travels until it finds a blue planet, Earth. It land and tries to get it on with a little girl, Lilo, who kills him and feeds him to her dog. That is a basic summary of the plot. It is actually more detailed than that. I left out some stuff like how Lilo kills him. She smashes him with a big rock. Oh damn. I guess there is no point in going to see the movie now. That was my review.

Note for stupid people: I have never seen this movie. The opinions above are not actually my opinions, it is just stuff i made up. I actually want to go see this movie, so I probably will if I ever make enough money, which is hard to do without a job or any other source of income. Oh well, have a nice day, and go see this movie with your woman and make out in front of the little kids or something. pervs.