This is a parody of Crossed
Reality's pocket guide. However, unlike his guide, mine will be listed
in order of importance.
My PDA
Its an HP Jornada 520 with a purple case covering. It also has a custom designed dome sticker of a Martian. I use this for almost everything. It stores my phone numbers, addresses, keeps my schedule, takes my notes. But most importantly it stores books. For some reason I am unable to read actual physical books so I must read them in digital format. It is also useful for playing solitaire in boring lectures.
Kitty's Verdict: A+
Its an HP Jornada 520 with a purple case covering. It also has a custom designed dome sticker of a Martian. I use this for almost everything. It stores my phone numbers, addresses, keeps my schedule, takes my notes. But most importantly it stores books. For some reason I am unable to read actual physical books so I must read them in digital format. It is also useful for playing solitaire in boring lectures.
Kitty's Verdict: A+
My Keys
Yes these are quite important to me. The keychain is a simple leather loop with a ring at one end. This is important because it is used to attach my keys to my belt. Why do I need my keys securely attached to my person? Simply because I am a roller coaster addict. One of these days I will write a feature about my roller coaster addiction, but probably not til around or after my annual roller coaster trip this summer. Attached to this simple keychain are my three keys. One is for the house so I do not get locked out and am forced to break a window so I don't have to sleep in this evil Pennsylvania weather. The next is Kitty's key. Kitty is my beautiful black Saturn. I love her. The final key is also for Kitty, but it is for the glove box. This seems very pointless to me. Someone is going to manage to break in through the car doors or windows, and not bother breaking into the glove box? Sure, like that is going to happen. Someone steals my keys? Oh look! A key to the glove box! Am I not supposed to have the key with me? How the hell am I supposed to use the glove box!? Anyways, the last thing on my keychain is one of those cool things with the buttons that locks/unlocks Kitty and makes her beep. It is fun to startle people with.
Kitty's Verdict: B+ish
Yes these are quite important to me. The keychain is a simple leather loop with a ring at one end. This is important because it is used to attach my keys to my belt. Why do I need my keys securely attached to my person? Simply because I am a roller coaster addict. One of these days I will write a feature about my roller coaster addiction, but probably not til around or after my annual roller coaster trip this summer. Attached to this simple keychain are my three keys. One is for the house so I do not get locked out and am forced to break a window so I don't have to sleep in this evil Pennsylvania weather. The next is Kitty's key. Kitty is my beautiful black Saturn. I love her. The final key is also for Kitty, but it is for the glove box. This seems very pointless to me. Someone is going to manage to break in through the car doors or windows, and not bother breaking into the glove box? Sure, like that is going to happen. Someone steals my keys? Oh look! A key to the glove box! Am I not supposed to have the key with me? How the hell am I supposed to use the glove box!? Anyways, the last thing on my keychain is one of those cool things with the buttons that locks/unlocks Kitty and makes her beep. It is fun to startle people with.
Kitty's Verdict: B+ish
My Wallet
My wallet is the least important thing I carry, and you will see why in my item-by-item list.
Tri-foldacous kicks ASS: A+
Funds($.50): D-[can't even dial 10-10-220]
PA Driver's License(poorly designed and broken): B-
PSU id+ card(10% discount at local fast-food!): B
Ętna US Healthcare(useful for my flight attempts): B
K-Mart gift card($.01 value): C-
Various business cards: D+
Social Security Card: C-
Wallet's GPA: 1.958
Kitty's Verdict: C
My wallet is the least important thing I carry, and you will see why in my item-by-item list.
Tri-foldacous kicks ASS: A+
Funds($.50): D-[can't even dial 10-10-220]
PA Driver's License(poorly designed and broken): B-
PSU id+ card(10% discount at local fast-food!): B
Ętna US Healthcare(useful for my flight attempts): B
K-Mart gift card($.01 value): C-
Various business cards: D+
Social Security Card: C-
Wallet's GPA: 1.958
Kitty's Verdict: C
A Monster (UPDATE )
Yup. I carry a monter around in my pocket. My Pocket Monster(Pokemon for short) is really huge. In fact, my Pokemon is so huge im not sure how it even fits into my pocket. I think it has something to do with balls. Anyways, my Pokemon is a special Pokemon. It displays abilitys that have not been observed in any other Pokemon. For example, anytime an attractive girl goes by, my Pokemon lets my know by pointing straight at her. I believe this action is caused by the desire to be pet and stroked by an attractive female. Anyways, I usually try to keep my Pokemon under control, but usually I get stuck chasing him around all day.
Kitty's Verdict: B