Times change. And with change comes change. That is why I am redoing a feature I have done before! Welcome to the new pocket ratings of Kitty. In this feature I am going to rate the things in my pockets. Why? It will be fun! And since this is an update, I am going to try to make it look snazy so here goes nothing!

PDA Rating: C+	Last time I rated my pocket items I had an HP Jornada 520. However, since that time I have switched back to a PalmOS decive and currently use a Palm m130. It is delicious. It loses some points because all I use it for is to play "dope wars" while I am waiting for classes to start. I still love it though.
Keys Rating: D-	My Keys have gotten pretty lame. The reason is because Kitty is gone. I left her back in Glen Rock. Perhaps someday I will have my Kitty back, but until I do my keys will be lame. Sure they protect my stuff by locking people out of my apartment, but they really don't support my transportation skills
Wallet Rating: C	My wallet is basically the same as it was, except it has a bit more stuff in it. Therefore, I am going to be lazy and keep the grade the same so I don't have to account for each item in my wallet. Behold the power of laziness!
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Cell Phone Rating: B+	While not as cool as Graeme's new phone(I am sure he will tell you all about it when he updates his pocket guide.) it is still pretty awesome. Now I can be anywhere on campus and recieve and send calls. This is pretty useful since I am usually not in my apartment, and even if I were, I don't have a phone there. Go cell phone!
Gloves Rating: A+	It is fucking cold up here.
Map Rating: C+	"Where am I? Do you know where I am?" That is just a sample of what a lost person sounds like. How do I prevent myself from becoming lost like that loser? Its simple really. I have a map of campus. It tells me where to go and which animals to sacrifice on certain days of the week. Although I must admit that I do still get lost sometimes. The reason the rating is low as it is, is because I am slowly learning my way around and eventually will not have a need for the map.
Dr Pepper Rating: A+	I love this stuff. Since I am usually away from my apartment all day I carry one or two around with me. Its like a beverage on the go! They also have this stuff in the cafeterias for when I decide to eat.
Pens & Sharpie D- & A-	These are my tools. The pens are black ink. Lets face it, pens just aren't really that cool. On the other hand, Sharpies kick ass. It is a black sharpie. If I were so inclined I could draw on peoples faces as they sleep like JigaloPuff does. Or I can make black lines on paper or stuff or anything really. Sharpies are cool.