Monday morning I woke up. I had a brand new shower curtain so I decided to take a shower. I went into the bathroom and stripped. Just as I was about to step into the shower I heard a knocking on my door. Since I was naked I decided not to answer the door. I continued to shower. Later that day, as I was leaving, I found the following document posted on my door. I don't know when or where the next attempt will be, but I have the following message to say: "I am ready for you UPS."