Setting: A somewhat drab evening in Canton, GA.
Cast: Travis Rosenbaum and Graeme Hefner.
Prologue: Graeme and Travis are chatting on AIM about various topics of interest when suddenly Graeme has something important to declare.

Graeme: My lap is getting warm.
Graeme: Humph.
Travis: uhhh..k
Graeme: Laptop!
Travis: Good, because out of context that was just...wrong ;)
Graeme: There are a lot of worse things that could have been said.

[And so, it began...]

Graeme: "My lap is getting tall."
Graeme: "My lap is getting sat on"
Graeme: "My lap is missing"
Travis: "My lap is fortified with calcium"
Graeme: "My lap is a source of vitamin D"
Travis: "My lap is threatening to foreclose"
Graeme: "My lap is dusty"
Travis: "My lap is not a toy"
Travis: "My lap is hibernating"
Travis: "My lap is fluent in German"
Graeme: "My lap stormed the beach at Normandy"
Graeme: "My lap's warranty expired"
Travis: "My lap has an average rainfall of 320 inches"
Travis: "My lap gives to charity"
Graeme: "My lap has vapor lock"
Travis: "My lap caused the downfall of Rome"
Travis: "My lap is 3 miles past the Big Chicken" [NOTE: You must live in Georgia to understand this one.]
Travis: "My lap invented the internet"

So there you have it. Why did we stop? Because nothing beats the Big Chicken. Unknown to many, the Lap has a rich history and culture, as well as great influence in times of intellectual under-stimulation. We hope that in some way, you have gleaned some wisdom from this random feature…but something tells me you will be hard pressed at such a feat :P.