Yeah, I just saw Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. I loved it. All of it. Annie kicked total ass and is my new hero. Natalie is my true love. I don't really feel like prosing, so here is some listing of why they kick so much ass. Also, i'm not sure if i'm going to give anything away so if you havn't seen the movie yet, stop reading IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS SENTENCE AND GO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE! NOW DAMNIT!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THAT LAST "NOW DAMNIT!!" BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE GONE ALREADY!! Ok. Now that they are gone --or stupid-- i will begin listing.

Skywalker	Amidala
Black leather	Skimpy black leather
Beating ass with his lightsabre	Beating ass with a chain
Getting his arm cut off	Getting her clothes ripped off
Shoving authority back in their faces	Skimpy black leather
Riding the bike to "Duel of Fates"	Making out with me in the darkness of the theatre
Killing people	Having a nice ass
Jumping out of a flying vehicle	Wearing her hair like Leia
Single-handedly rescueing his mom, which 40 men couldn't do	Shooting people and not being a wussy helpless heroine
Staring at Natalies breasts	Having nice breasts(you know you were looking)
Halucinating	Finding loopholes(Well I am going, so if you want to protect me you have to go)
Wanting to be all powerful	Skimpy black leather
Drinking Dr Pepper	Not covering her beatiful face with make-up
Momma's boy	Oh so pretty hair
Oh so pretty hair	Bleeding, then miraculously, not bleeding
Killing Obi	Factory acrobatics

And since I find her so beautiful I have drawn a picture of her. I know I have flaunted my singularity before, but don't even try it now. None of you can even compare to Natalie. I shall never love again.