“How’s your arm?”
“…still attached to my broken hand.”
Dec 162010
Dec 162010
“Has anyone ever noticed that Pauly Shore is to white people what Jar-Jar Binks is to black people?”
Dec 152010
The traffic map looks like pain and suffering.
Dec 142010
I’m pushing harder in my PT trying to make a full fist. I just managed it. All I have to say is HOLY SHIT OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
Dec 142010
“I can see why they hung out with her. She’s easier to get in to than an art college.”
Dec 132010
I spent all of Sunday unconscious. Juxmas success!
Dec 082010
Putting up decorations and listening to the Downward Spiral for nostalgia purposes. That automatically makes it Christmas music.
Dec 082010
I do not have a problem.
Dec 082010
I have a real love-hate relationship with this ice pack. I call it “Kingslayer.”
Dec 062010
“Passive Range of Motion Finger MP Joints”. This exercise can go fuck itself. Holy shit, where’s the Tylenol.