Purple is pretty.
It is a powerful color. It is like the red of blood, but more subtle. It is cool to the touch. It is the color of royalty. By displaying it you give the message that you are better than everyone else. By displaying it I give the message that I am better than you. Purple is not gay. Stereotypes are for people too stupid to form their own opinions. I wear purple because I like it. With my purple I have power over people. They stare and wonder. I control their attention. By controlling their attention, I control them. I control you.