Dr. Pepper: Red Fusion
Once again a soft drink manufacturer makes a terrible mistake.
When I had heard that my favorite beverage was producing a new taste, I was ecstatic. I've been a Dr Pepper addict for as long as I can remember, except for a short period in which CR had converted me to Coke. Anyways, Dr Pepper is the greatest beverage around. I am ashamed that Red Fusion has the Dr Pepper logo on the bottle. This stuff is horrible.

How to make your own can of Red Fusion in 3 easy steps:
1. Get a can of Dr Pepper
2. Empty most of the can. Leave exactly 3 molecules of Dr Pepper in the can.
3. Fill the rest of the can with piss.

It is basically just watered down Dr Pepper with red food coloring. I was hoping for a bold new taste that improved upon the existing taste. However, they took all of the good out of Dr Pepper and replaced it with all the bad of water. I strongly encourage you to buy a can of Red Fusion, as well as a can of Dr Pepper and do your own taste test. I am positive your conclusions will be similar to my own. Then, if you are rich, you can buy as much Red Fusion as possible, and pour it down the drain. That way I don't have to suffer from it's existence any longer.
-A true Dr Pepper fan


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