Bumper Stickers I'd Like To See
Most of these are responses to stuff I saw on my commute today.
- Jesus may love you, but his mom thinks I'm the best!
- I honk for prison sex.
- Dear lord man, put on some damn pants!
- Dukakis '04
- I'd rather be driving my...oh wait, this is the
Corvette!
- I enjoy running over honor students.
- Attention: In case of Rapture, there are extra hunting
rifles in the trunk.
- Milk is healthy.
- Hey, you're close enough to read this! Have you ever wondered
what would happen if I slammed on my brakes...right now?
- So, which side of the road are you supposed to drive on
in this country?
- Jadsfk Jsjajj Kiellia.s Jsadje.
- Why don't we just all build snowmen?
- Pulling me over will result in the death of your family,
and close friends.
- Whoah! A SPOON!
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