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Graeme's Favorites
The Undead Revolution : April 17, 2002
Our greatest current achievement. Read about the stunning night where we convinced people to join in our Undead revolution. We made dying cool!
Kitty Vertigo's Pocket Guide : May 7, 2002
Kitty Vertigo makes fun of your friendly web master's attempt at making fun of...something.
I Love Kitty Vertigo : May 11, 2002
A new guest author contributes a feature on how much she loves Kitty Vertigo, at the expense of Crossed Reality.
Super Smash Bros. Entente : May 13, 2002
Crossed Reality converts the members of the Jux Entente into fighters in the classic, spastic game.
Untitled : June 3, 2002
ZenZagg comes clean with the story of his life. It's not all wine and roses, so beware the price of entry.
Bobby The Deity: Chapter One : June 6, 2002
I don't think features can get much more offensive than this. Of course, it's also hilarious. Choices.
The Test : July 23, 2002
How long will it take you to pass?
Rebirth Enterprises : August 21, 2002
Not enough corporate logos feature profanity.
Stick Fantasy : August 23, 2002
This is one of my better last minute desperation efforts at getting a feature up.
State Fair : September 25, 2002
CR may be sick as hell and trapped in responsibility hell, but other people still love you!
Product Review: The Pocket Kenny : June 18, 2003
This feature started out as something entirely different.
Midget Love : July 5, 2003
I have nothing against Midgets... in fact, they make pretty decent slaves.
Scandal Rocks Linguists And Mathematicians : January 17, 2004
A fair and balanced commentary.
Great Moments In Jux Entente History: Ode To Jayde : January 23, 2004
Yes, this is real.
The History Of Groundhog Day : February 2, 2004
GHD isn't recognized by google
Phone Systems Are Friendly : March 2, 2004
And people are too.
I Like Chin Ease : September 12, 2004
Legends of the hardcore flamer.
Fat Man: Choose It! : November 6, 2004
Choose your own massive adventure.
Rebirth Enterprises: EnhanciTools : November 14, 2004
You just can't keep a good corporation down.
The Schoolmarm Mysteries : February 4, 2005
Garbage men don't read novels!
Kenny's Favorites
The Undead Revolution : April 17, 2002
Our greatest current achievement. Read about the stunning night where we convinced people to join in our Undead revolution. We made dying cool!
I Love Kitty Vertigo : May 11, 2002
A new guest author contributes a feature on how much she loves Kitty Vertigo, at the expense of Crossed Reality.
Rebirth Enterprises : August 21, 2002
Not enough corporate logos feature profanity.
The Inkblot Test : October 10, 2002
Kenny chimes in with a surprisingly brilliant feature.
Listen Harder : October 20, 2004
Never. Press. 4.
A Line Has Been Crossed : March 30, 2005
Don't blame me, I just work here and get fitted for tuxes.
Travis' Favorites
The Undead Revolution : April 17, 2002
Our greatest current achievement. Read about the stunning night where we convinced people to join in our Undead revolution. We made dying cool!
Short but True: Room Cleaning : May 10, 2002
Kitty Vertigo's room cleaning chronicles. He's the only person on the planet that could make this subject interesting.
Super Smash Bros. Entente : May 13, 2002
Crossed Reality converts the members of the Jux Entente into fighters in the classic, spastic game.
Hand-drawn by Kitty : May 15, 2002
He's the one that can draw, you know.
Meow : June 9, 2002
It's more than meets the eye! But, sadly, not a robot in disguise.
Our Attempt At A Group Feature : June 19, 2002
Hoy. That's it. Hoy.
Buddy Ex Machina : June 29, 2002
Sometimes to help the ones you love, you have to hurt them very badly.
Why Yoshi's Island Is The Best Mario Game Ever : July 31, 2002
New guest author; very strange opinion.
The Toadfather : August 14, 2002
I think this is the best thing Zen has done so far.
Candide : October 3, 2002
Yes, that Candide.
Crossed Reality Rates His Accessories 2: The Reckoning : January 25, 2003
Sequel!
Kitty Vertigo's New And Improved Pocket Guide : January 25, 2003
Sequel!
The Laps of Wrath : February 20, 2003
Hey baby, hey baby...hey.
The First Annual Jux Entente Awards : April 14, 2003
This took a long damn time to make. Beware, it is quite long winded.
Belly Button Pros And Cons : July 21, 2003
The best orfice on a human body
The Showdown : November 13, 2003
No evidence to the contrary would be admissable in court.
The Many Adventures Of The Butt-Ugly Chicken : November 22, 2003
A photo essay.
The Badlands : January 25, 2004
CrossedReality (4:45:23 AM): I'm a freak of nature.
The World Beneath Your Feet : March 15, 2004
Oh dear! They've sent a hit man after Star-Nosed Mole!
It Has Taken Over Me : March 30, 2004
It's a Poet's Life for Me
Man Falls 18 Floors; Lives To Tell, Scream : April 22, 2004
No one is sure why he was wearing a Winger shirt.
Listen : July 8, 2004
Cozy up to the crackle of the commandline.
Petty Car VS. Golf Cart : August 13, 2004
A new video feature.
The Boat Of Power : August 21, 2004
I'm going to make another one out of my SpinBrush and race them.
This Is An Adult Situation : August 30, 2004
Ich sehe kein Picasso, aber das ist Picasso achtundachtzig.
Mario Paint! : September 10, 2004
Super naked pinkness
Paranoid Attack : October 20, 2004
...doesn't mean they're not after you.
Listen Harder : October 20, 2004
Never. Press. 4.
Jux World Tour : December 9, 2004
We forgot to go to Canada
Juxtapositions
Juxtapositions: The Profane Lexicon : November 1, 2002
Tonight, on a very special Blossom...
Juxtapositions: Don't Be Stupid : November 8, 2002
This has little to do with the article, but I'd like to flip off Microsoft now.
Juxtapositions: Gallery : November 12, 2002
I'm calling the shots for once. I write my own subtext, even if I have to hack to do it.
Juxtapositions: Sexuality : November 13, 2002
The fourth in our new series of columns.
Juxtapositions: Stupidity : January 31, 2003
I wrote this because of what happened while I was adding Zero 6b to the site!
Juxtapositions: A Man On A Hill : March 3, 2003
My head hurts.
Juxtapositions: Novel Editing : May 3, 2003
A Man on a Hill part 2.
Juxtapositions: Down Time : June 10, 2003
Purify. You and I. PURIFY!
Juxtapositions: Brunching Blogs In Italia : June 29, 2003
Goodbye *sniffle*
Juxtapositions: College Girls : July 20, 2003
I really do hate them!
Juxtapositions: Updating The Jux Roster (Again) : September 24, 2003
Unnamed Blob is "The Closest Resemblance To A Boneless Chicken Breast One". Seriously.
Juxtapositions: But...Damnit : October 9, 2003
Sometimes, we have to bite the bullet and say we were wrong.
Juxtapositions: Bad Parking Manifesto : October 13, 2003
I hate you all!
Juxtapositions: We've Moved : December 18, 2003
Sha-la-la
Juxtapositions: Survivor : February 1, 2004
There will be no singing!
Juxtapositions: An Interesting Little Error : February 4, 2004
Names have not been changed, since no one is innocent.
Juxtapositions: Vote Potato 2004 : February 24, 2004
I now officially see no value in the Bush presidency.
Juxtapositions: A Tee-Ball Update : March 22, 2004
You thought I wasn't serious? Shame.
Juxtapositions: It's Time For Fund Raising : March 30, 2004
Because doing all this isn't free!
Juxtapositions: Archaic Mr. Dewey : April 20, 2004
This was originally a news post.
Juxtapositions: Tales Of Graeme's Frustration : August 2, 2004
Quiet you: it is too a feature!
Juxtapositions: Back To Broadband : August 10, 2004
Get back to where you once belonged!
Juxtapositions: War? : November 3, 2004
This is my promise to you.
Juxtapositions: Education Majors : February 2, 2005
And how I hate them.
Juxtapositions: Crazy Like A Walrus : March 1, 2005
And nothing else matters.
The Diary
The Diary: Day One : November 29, 2004
Klar!
The Diary: Day Two : December 2, 2004
Sick? Fuck it.
The Diary: Day Three : December 10, 2004
You can't get rid of me forever.
The Diary: Day Four : December 13, 2004
Have you slept with a zwitter lately?
The Diary: Day Five : December 15, 2004
More photographic tricksy and writsy.
The Diary: Day Six : December 17, 2004
You don't want to know where Santa keeps his guests.
The Diary: Day Seven : December 23, 2004
The thrilling conclusion.
Picasso and Related
Graeme Still Can't Draw : May 16, 2002
The breath-taking sequel arrives.
Dead Jux Day : May 18, 2002
The most insulting feature we've put up here, ever.
Are You There God? Graeme Still Can't Draw : May 23, 2002
Picasso returns with more of his unique antics.
Graeme Ainda Não Pode Extrair : June 3, 2002
Picasso rides his faithful internet steed back into the picture.
Elvis Is Dead, And Graeme Still Can't Draw : June 10, 2002
Picasso is back again, this time with the entire Jux crew in a battle to the death against the Cattle!
Help! Graeme Still Can't Draw! : June 15, 2002
Yep, Picasso is back again.
We Declare That Graeme Still Can't Draw : July 4, 2002
Can you believe how long it's been since we've done a Picasso feature?
Should We Be Worried That Graeme Still Can't Draw? : July 8, 2002
Can we worry about the fact that my titles for these Picasso strips just keep getting longer, and longer...
So, Graeme Still Can't Draw? : July 16, 2002
Nope, he can't. Just look at the fork.
Alas, Alack, Graeme Still Cannot Draw : July 22, 2002
Lookie, I switched up the running gag a little. Just a little. Not much. I wouldn't do that. I'm too nice. Really. Far, far too nice. Yep.
They're All Lazy, But I Still Can't Draw : July 24, 2002
Yes, indeed.
Graeme Still Can't Draw; Can I Pet Your Wolverine? : August 4, 2002
The continuing saga of blobs that drink and Zen's logistic skills.
Dead Jux Day 2: The Revenge : August 13, 2002
Lazy or not, I really like this comic...
How Do Polymorphs Say Goodnight? : August 17, 2002
It's soooooo cute you have to see it.
How A Picasso Feature Is Not Made : August 18, 2002
Also known as the making of the last day's feature.
Finally, Graeme Still Can't Draw : August 25, 2002
Start guessing who's in the last panel.
Nopers, No Graeme Drawing Ability Here : September 2, 2002
In which Picasso's plot is twisted, and nothing is as it seems!
Picasso: As Translated By Billy The Intern : September 7, 2002
Someone set us up the Picasso!
You Pronounce That...How? : September 9, 2002
Picasso week begins!
Mysterious Eclipses Are Bad : September 10, 2002
Mrs. Blanchard attacks!
I Bet That's Mighty Moist : September 12, 2002
Yep, the old Picasso naming scheme is really, really dead.
Hobart Kicks It Old School : September 13, 2002
Don't worry, there will be an explanation later.
Hobartinsay : September 16, 2002
I sleep now.
They're deer, you know? : October 1, 2002
Consider this the final Picasso comic you never recieved in Picasso week.
Have Blob, Will Travel : October 4, 2002
Thank you National Geographic Society.
Those Things Can Top 30 Knots! : October 7, 2002
Ahoy, matey!
Oh Yes, Very Sad : October 10, 2002
Witness the story behind Elliott's funeral!
Whoops : October 20, 2002
Surrounds and drowns...Uh, I mean, FeAtuRE!
Costumes!!! : October 26, 2002
Is it the first part in a Halloween Picasso series? Only if no one else does anything :D
More Costumes! : October 27, 2002
Lazy bums.
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From That Truck Stop Off Exit 6 : October 29, 2002
Don't worry, it's just another Costumes feature.
This Will Be The End Of Everything : October 30, 2002
...that's costume related.
Hobartnesay : November 7, 2002
Sheriff Hobart is fielding questions.
Priceless : November 15, 2002
Because, I care.
We Have To Fund It Somehow : November 16, 2002
Because, the midget Travis was just too cute.
Help Me I Am In Hell : December 3, 2002
Why God created USB mice.
How I Won The Victoria Iron Cross Of Honor : December 4, 2002
Could it be that I don't want to save you anymore? (Just kidding, it's not a brooding feature!)
I Hate Titles : December 7, 2002
Or maybe I just couldn't come up with a decent one for this feature...
Random Picasso Goodness : December 11, 2002
Graeme still can't draw.
Who Can't Draw, Now? : January 27, 2003
Based on a true story that never happened.
Sweet Surrender, Said Picasso To The Orange : January 30, 2003
Before I put this up, both of the last two features said they were posted in 2002. And no one noticed.
Silly Template, Froot Loops Are For Mental Patients : February 9, 2003
Put on your dance shoes and... *blinks*
What I Think About In Statistics : February 10, 2003
More Picasso fun.
There Is A New Picasso Feature Online : February 27, 2003
The cactus is right!
It's March! : March 1, 2003
Enter Picasso.
Those Cookies Are Not Healthy : March 11, 2003
Now now, when I feel down, I sing a depressing song, and make other people feel worse!
I Am Randomly Busy : March 14, 2003
Feh.
This Comic Is Rad : March 31, 2003
It really is!
Heya Hiya Hoya Hiya : April 1, 2003
Is this a feature, or an April Fool's joke? Only by clicking it will you know for sure...
Better Than You: Part One : April 11, 2003
The first mp3 from the original cast recording of Chico the Musical
The Old Man And The Picasso : April 19, 2003
Picasso wants to feel the change consume him. That's why he turns into hamburgers
Where's Picasso? Check The Cross : April 23, 2003
By which I mean the Cross & Rhodes bar and grill.
Please Sir, Can Picasso Have Some More? : April 28, 2003
Lovely leather surfaces.
It's Just Picasso...And The IRS! : May 7, 2003
I wish I had a reason for naming this feature that.
Mr. Anderson...This Is Picasso : May 11, 2003
Okay, so, I'm like, waiting for Reloaded now
A Harsh Dose Of Reality : May 19, 2003
Which just happens to have crossed the street.
This Took Forever : May 28, 2003
It really, really did.
This Won't Happen Again : May 29, 2003
Saint Hobart in the hizzy, or something.
Youbee Is Mad : June 12, 2003
You would be too if your parent hadn't named you after a year.
Am I Strong Enough To Be Your Polymorph? : June 17, 2003
Dear christ I hope not.
Kitty Can't Draw : July 6, 2003
We have sunk to spoofing ourselves...
Only 3 Bottles Of Windex : September 4, 2003
You'll get it once you read it, I hope.
Life Threatening Lifestyles : September 10, 2003
A series of short plays.
Junis Fatullis Likes Janey Forlainy : September 26, 2003
The following story is true. The names have been changed to protect the giggling.
Ho's Are Good For Stackin` : October 8, 2003
Opportunities are needed to stay alive. Also, this is a Picasso feature.
Picasso 64! : October 11, 2003
Man, that would have made a great videogame back in '98.
You Don't Want To Know Where Those Came From : October 23, 2003
Do you remember the time we ate that plum?
Picasso Noir : October 25, 2003
The cheese, she is...SMELLY!
Super-Secret Conversation : November 3, 2003
With frosting.
Where Babies Come From : November 3, 2003
Picasso Inside
Practice Makes Perfect : November 4, 2003
Kids, this is why you <i>should</i> play with matches. Also, Picasso.
Horton Here's A Whore : November 7, 2003
They're all going to laugh at you!
It's A Real Good Time : November 12, 2003
Honestly, the Picasso strip inside disturbs me.
Condoms Don't Fit Eggs : December 12, 2003
So what do they do? Let's ask Picasso!
Picasso's Kitchen Madness Strategy Guide: Chapter 4 : December 22, 2003
Someone stole our source code :`(
A Picasso Christmas Special : December 24, 2003
A real Picasso strip is inside!
Picasso 2004 : January 1, 2004
#72 in a series.
This Can't Be Good, Ed : January 13, 2004
An idea I had eating dinner.
Of Epic Proportions : January 26, 2004
Once, upon a time...
I've Totally Been There : January 28, 2004
Jenny, I got your number. 867-5309. Yeah, that's right.
It's Time To Take Her Home, Mr. Shimpley : February 6, 2004
Got milk? Unnamed Blob doesn't!
Emma Sang The Songs Of Defeat And Degredation : February 15, 2004
Then Picasso ate her alive.
Picasso Is Faceless In The Heat Of The Moment : February 21, 2004
And he just needs to re-align.
Just In Case You Forgot : February 22, 2004
We're good at public service announcements.
All A Misunderstanding : February 28, 2004
In which Picasso does not wet the bed.
The Leap Day Feature : February 29, 2004
You only get one this bad every four years.
Synthetic Rock Polymer: The Ultimate Band Experience : March 18, 2004
Picasso and Pinchy both wanted it this way.
Narcoleptic Water Buffalo Apocrypha : March 26, 2004
The shadow knows...Picasso.
More Hidden Truths About Higgins : March 27, 2004
Featuring archaic eyewear.
Good Jewish Girls Make Lettuce Lattices : April 2, 2004
Picasso then eats them.
The Utter And Complete Passion : April 8, 2004
Jesus is back, but where is Surly Guy?
The Story Of Papa Higgins' Bacon : April 28, 2004
This is a Picasso feature, but not a comic!
Cu-bart : May 12, 2004
I need more time, damnit!
Picasso Returns: Without Danny Devito! : May 18, 2004
I'm doing it 'cause I like it, mr doggie.
Love Is In Picasso's Hair : May 25, 2004
And your pants!
The Other Three Panels Sucked : June 7, 2004
PAIN!#$@!$#@
Picasso Sleeps With His Mother's Sister's Enemy : June 14, 2004
His name is Gandhi.
These Situations Are Broken Hindu Nations : June 21, 2004
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack from editing.
Some Kind Of Statement : August 11, 2004
Youth. Energy. Picasso.
New Neighbors Are Bad For Patricians : August 18, 2004
In which Picasso takes sex ed.
This Is An Adult Situation : August 30, 2004
Ich sehe kein Picasso, aber das ist Picasso achtundachtzig.
As The Picasso Turns : September 1, 2004
In which I eat a grape, and no one cares about peanuts.
Ho-Down At Hobo Junction : September 6, 2004
Jimmy cracked corn, and I FUCKING CARED. (Picasso)
A Very Picasso Birthday : September 9, 2004
Wir lieben du!
The Terrorlympics! : September 11, 2004
Yep, I'm going to hell. Hades. The pit. Inferno. New Jersey.
The Cure For Everything. : October 7, 2004
This is as close to a political cartoon as I'll ever get.
Intimate Carvings Of Youthful Ninety Fourians. : October 10, 2004
A real Halloween feature.
Hell Yeah, He's The Super Yeast : October 22, 2004
Picasso and Halloween have unlimited ramifications.
Fancy Pocket Of Plundered Posies : November 18, 2004
This is a Picasso feature, ja?
The Dolphin Is Out Of Horsepower : January 5, 2005
What happens when a feature goes bad?
It's Funny Damnit : January 11, 2005
If you don't get this joke, you have no soul.
Fire Flowers Are Blue Items In Hell : February 8, 2005
Breathe with Picasso.
Picasso Lives The American Dream In Haiti : February 18, 2005
The world doesn't need more fish oil.
Travis' Quasi-Series
Let Slip the Features of War : May 12, 2002
What's this? Another attempt at a web comic? Check it out for cabbage-throwing action.
Ding: An Experiment : June 18, 2002
Zen decides to create a comic of his own, perhaps even stranger than Picasso.
Buddy Ex Machina : June 29, 2002
Sometimes to help the ones you love, you have to hurt them very badly.
The Toadfather : August 14, 2002
I think this is the best thing Zen has done so far.
Fiction Snip #1 : May 23, 2003
So delicious you cant eat just one....hundred!
The Showdown : November 13, 2003
No evidence to the contrary would be admissable in court.
The Badlands : January 25, 2004
CrossedReality (4:45:23 AM): I'm a freak of nature.
Listen : July 8, 2004
Cozy up to the crackle of the commandline.
Listen Harder : October 20, 2004
Never. Press. 4.
Spontaneous Poetry : March 31, 2005
Build a house from writer's blocks.