Six contestants. One island. One rich bastard willing to send them to said island for his own entertainment to watch them compete for money. In this case, a donation to the web comic they represent. Yeah, you know the rules of Survivor by now. Unnamed Blob is going to be our host for this wondrous event, and the the various reward and immunity challenges begin tomorrow! For today, let's introduce the tribes.

The Hibby-Jibby Tribe

	Name: Gabriel Comic: Penny Arcade Claims to Fame: Comic dwarfs all the others here. Violent mood swings. Unswerving fanaticism. Random increases in intelligence.
	Name: Basketcase Comic: Staccato Claims to Fame: Spaz. Sentient. Willing to live in closets.
	Name: Fighter Comic: 8-bit Theater Claims to Fame: Stupid. High resistance to stabbing and crushing. Likes shiny things; good at using shiny things as weapons. Comic's stubborn refusal to spell theatre correctly.

The Neo-Ugthorian Tribe

	Name: Piro Comic: Mega Tokyo Claims to Fame: Bad with women. Speaks Japanese. Sweet, kind individual. Laughed at by the world.
	Name: Fairy of Good Grammar Comic: Spelling the Vacuum Claims to Fame: Impeccable grammar skills. Can fly. Not gay. Comic is occasionally associated with this website.
	Name: Mega Man Comic: Bob and George Claims to Fame: Idiocy. Onboard, module-based high-tech weapons system. Starting the whole damn sprite comic mess, for better or worse.